Ahhhh, Friends, a series so iconic, we can’t let go of it even after almost twenty years of its cessation. The characters, the setting, and the topics they go through in each episode seem to be ringing truer and truer with each passing year, and the humor embellishing it all is just legendary. So, if you’re like us and love spending your pastime watching, re-watching, and re-rewatching Friends, then you’re in for a treat. We are proudly presenting to you our selection of the best Friends jokes we’ve handpicked from each episode and carefully put in one place.
Of course, it is highly likely that these jokes from Friends won’t be news to you; chances are that you know most of them by heart! However, that doesn’t mean you won’t find these hilarious jokes unfunny anymore because we all know how much you like them. We do, too, so you’re definitely not alone here! In fact, one might say that if your and our love for the Friends series could be combined, we’d make one Mega Fan. Now that’s a fun idea, isn’t it? Anyhoo, let’s go back to the Friends series jokes here, for they are the main focus of this article after all.
So, ready to revisit the most hilarious instances the Friends characters have ever given to us? We sure are, and we hope you are, too! Now, scroll on down below, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends who are still flaunting The Rachel as their favorite haircut.
#81
Frank Jr: Um, it's a lollipop and a, uh, a home pregnancy test.
Monica: Hey, don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop.
Monica: Hey, don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop.
"The One With The Embryos" (Season 4, Episode 12)
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#82
Phoebe: I mean, this poor woman!
Ross: What woman?
Phoebe: The voice woman. You know, I mean, she has a great voice but she doesn't have a video.
Rachel: Okay, Phoebs. But what about you?
Phoebe: Well, I have a video. You have to pay attention. No this... this voice woman, she's so talented, but according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have, like, the right look or something. You know? I mean, it's like, she's like one of those animals at the pound who, like, nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough. Or you know, like... like some old dog who's just kind of like, stinky and... Uh! Oh my God, she's Smelly Cat. Oh! Oh, that song has so many levels.
Ross: What woman?
Phoebe: The voice woman. You know, I mean, she has a great voice but she doesn't have a video.
Rachel: Okay, Phoebs. But what about you?
Phoebe: Well, I have a video. You have to pay attention. No this... this voice woman, she's so talented, but according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have, like, the right look or something. You know? I mean, it's like, she's like one of those animals at the pound who, like, nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough. Or you know, like... like some old dog who's just kind of like, stinky and... Uh! Oh my God, she's Smelly Cat. Oh! Oh, that song has so many levels.
"The One Where Eddie Moves In" (Season 3, Episode 17)
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#83
Chandler: Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Uh, no, no. It bothered me when he slept with other women.
Rachel: Uh, no, no. It bothered me when he slept with other women.
"The One Where Ross Can't Flirt" (Season 5, Episode 19)
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#84
Monica: Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex until the wedding.
Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America.
Ross: A no-sex pact, huh? I seem to have one of those going with every woman in America.
"The One with Ross and Monica's Cousin" (Season 7, Episode 19)
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#85
Joey: So, what, you just want to stay here and wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
Ross: Yeah. I mean, this guy could be my baby's stepfather.
Joey: They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him? He's not you.
Ross: Yeah. I mean, this guy could be my baby's stepfather.
Joey: They go out on one date and you worry about her marrying him? He's not you.
"The One with Rachel's Date" (Season 8, Episode 5)
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#86
Joey: I'm hungry.
Phoebe: We could eat the wax. It's organic.
Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.
Phoebe: No, not the used wax.
Chandler: Because THAT would be crazy.
Phoebe: We could eat the wax. It's organic.
Chandler: Oh great, food with hair on it.
Phoebe: No, not the used wax.
Chandler: Because THAT would be crazy.
"The One the Morning After" (Season 3, Episode 16)
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#87
"A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka. No, no, no, a bunch of out-of-control jackets take over an island!" — Ross to Rachel
"The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner" (Season 3, Episode 14)
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#88
Joey: Come on, man, there's gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh... Oh! What if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Chandler: I'd be sad, sure, but I wouldn't cry.
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me, Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Chandler: Cry? I just found a talking puppy! I'm rich!
Chandler: I'd be sad, sure, but I wouldn't cry.
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me, Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Chandler: Cry? I just found a talking puppy! I'm rich!
"The One Where Chandler Can't Cry" (Season 6, Episode 14)
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#89
Rachel: Okay, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman.
Phoebe: No! You should've read it yourself!
Rachel: Oh come on, Phoebe! Don't be such a goodie-goodie!
Phoebe: Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre: First of all, you'd think she's a woman... She's not. She's a cyborg.
Phoebe: No! You should've read it yourself!
Rachel: Oh come on, Phoebe! Don't be such a goodie-goodie!
Phoebe: Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre: First of all, you'd think she's a woman... She's not. She's a cyborg.
"The One With Ross's Sandwich" (Season 5, Episode 9)
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#90
Phoebe: You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.
Chandler: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
Chandler: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
"The One Where Eddie Moves In" (Season 3, Episode 17)
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#91
Ross: Hey, remember when I had a monkey?
Chandler: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah. What... what was I thinking?
Chandler: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah. What... what was I thinking?
"The One With Unagi" (Season 6, Episode 17)
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#92
Ross: I tried attacking two women. It did not work.
The Instructor: What?
Ross: No, I mean... it's okay, I mean, they're... they're my friends. In fact, I was married to one of them.
The Instructor: Let me get this straight, man. You attacked your ex-wife?
Ross: Oh, no! No, no! No, I tried. But I couldn't. That's why I'm here. Maybe we could attack them together?
The Instructor: What?
Ross: No, I mean... it's okay, I mean, they're... they're my friends. In fact, I was married to one of them.
The Instructor: Let me get this straight, man. You attacked your ex-wife?
Ross: Oh, no! No, no! No, I tried. But I couldn't. That's why I'm here. Maybe we could attack them together?
"The One With Unagi" (Season 6, Episode 17)
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#93
"OK, for a girl — Phoebe; and for a boy — Phoebo." — Phoebe
"The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath" (Season 8, Episode 13)
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#94
Chandler: I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No. Interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
"The One with the Evil Orthodontist" (Season 1, Episode 20)
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#95
“All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for.” — Chandler
"The One The Morning After" (Season 3, Episode 16)
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#96
“I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat.” — Chandler
"The One with Phoebe's Wedding" (Season 10, Episode 12)
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#97
Ross: Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, they’re all he talks about, why?
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a palaeontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones – fossils!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, they’re all he talks about, why?
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a palaeontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones – fossils!
"The One Where Estelle Dies" (Season 10, Episode 15)
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#98
Tag: Rachel, I know what you're going through. I'm totally freaked out about turning twenty-five.
Rachel: Get out. Get out of my apartment.
Rachel: Get out. Get out of my apartment.
"The One Where They All Turn Thirty" (Season 7, Episode 14)
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#99
"Oh look, ugly naked guy is decorating his Christmas tree! Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls!" — Phoebe
"The One With Phoebe's Dad" (Season 2, Episode 9)
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#100
Rachel: I’m not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he’s divorced.
Monica: No, you go after them five minutes before they get married.
Monica: No, you go after them five minutes before they get married.
"The One Where Ross Moves In" (Season 5, Episode 7)
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