Ahhhh, Friends, a series so iconic, we can’t let go of it even after almost twenty years of its cessation. The characters, the setting, and the topics they go through in each episode seem to be ringing truer and truer with each passing year, and the humor embellishing it all is just legendary. So, if you’re like us and love spending your pastime watching, re-watching, and re-rewatching Friends, then you’re in for a treat. We are proudly presenting to you our selection of the best Friends jokes we’ve handpicked from each episode and carefully put in one place.
Of course, it is highly likely that these jokes from Friends won’t be news to you; chances are that you know most of them by heart! However, that doesn’t mean you won’t find these hilarious jokes unfunny anymore because we all know how much you like them. We do, too, so you’re definitely not alone here! In fact, one might say that if your and our love for the Friends series could be combined, we’d make one Mega Fan. Now that’s a fun idea, isn’t it? Anyhoo, let’s go back to the Friends series jokes here, for they are the main focus of this article after all.
So, ready to revisit the most hilarious instances the Friends characters have ever given to us? We sure are, and we hope you are, too! Now, scroll on down below, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends who are still flaunting The Rachel as their favorite haircut.
#61
Joey: You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mom died?
Chandler: Yes, it was so sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
Chandler: Yes, it was so sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
"The One Where Chandler Can't Cry" (Season 6, Episode 14)
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#62
Monica: The camera adds ten pounds!
Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?
Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?
"The One with the Prom Video" (Season 2, Episode 14)
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#63
Ross: I am gonna be happy this year. I’m gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?
"The One With All The Resolutions" (Season 5, Episode 11)
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#64
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: What exactly did you ask her?
Joey: "When can you move in?"
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: What exactly did you ask her?
Joey: "When can you move in?"
"The One Where Phoebe Runs" (Season 6, Episode 7)
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#65
Judy Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be. Besides, this may be the only wedding we get to throw.
Monica: Ha ha! A joke that's funny in all countries.
Monica: Ha ha! A joke that's funny in all countries.
"The One With Ross's Wedding" (Season 4, Episode 24)
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#66
Joey: It's all London, baby! Here we go.
Chandler: You got your passport?
Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer in my dresser. You don't want to lose that.
Chandler: You got your passport?
Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer in my dresser. You don't want to lose that.
"The One With Ross's Wedding" (Season 4, Episode 23)
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#67
Joey: Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Joey: By someone besides Monica?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Joey: By someone besides Monica?
"The One With The Bullies" (Season 2, Episode 21)
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#68
Monica: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs and create a new appetizer called "Pigs in Ross." All right, ball a melon.
Chandler: Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball a melon?
Chandler: Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing when he gets to ball a melon?
"The One With The Lesbian Wedding" (Season 2, Episode 11)
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#69
Monica: Aren't you dressed yet?
Chandler: Am I naked again?
Chandler: Am I naked again?
"The One With Mac & C.H.E.E.S.E." (Season 6, Episode 20)
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#70
Ross: Well, of course, you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming. That's not enough. Look, I studied karate for a long time, and there's a concept you should really be familiar with. It's what the Japanese call Unagi.
Rachel: Isn't that a kind of sushi?
Rachel: Isn't that a kind of sushi?
"The One With Unagi" (Season 6, Episode 17)
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#71
Chandler: Men are here.
Joey: We make fire. Cook meat.
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing. No get invited back.
Joey: We make fire. Cook meat.
Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing. No get invited back.
"The One Where Rachel Finds Out" (Season 1, Episode 24)
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#72
Chandler: Look, I just think it's time for you to settle down, you know? Make a choice, pick a lane!
Joey: Who's Elaine?
Chandler: We've never heard of her either.
Joey: Who's Elaine?
Chandler: We've never heard of her either.
"The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line" (Season 4, Episode 7)
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#73
Joey: You're gonna cook something?
Rachel: Hey, I cook!
Chandler: Offering people gum is not cooking.
Rachel: Hey, I cook!
Chandler: Offering people gum is not cooking.
"The One Where Ross Got High" (Season 6, Episode 9)
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#74
Ross: What-what is it?!
Joey: What the hell is that?!!
Rachel: It's a, it's a cat!
Joey: That, is not a cat!
Ross : Why is it inside out?
Joey: What the hell is that?!!
Rachel: It's a, it's a cat!
Joey: That, is not a cat!
Ross : Why is it inside out?
"The one with the Ball" (Season 5, Episode 21)
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#75
(After hearing about Chandler's breakup with Janice)
Phoebe: Where's Chandler?
Joey: He's grieving.
(We see Chandler running outside)
Chandler: I'M FREE. I AM FREE.
Phoebe: Where's Chandler?
Joey: He's grieving.
(We see Chandler running outside)
Chandler: I'M FREE. I AM FREE.
"The One With The East German Laundry Detergent" (Season 1, Episode 5)
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#76
"If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer." — Phoebe
"The One with Ross' Denial" (Season 6, Episode 3)
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#77
"Why, God, why? We had a deal! Let the others grow old, not me." — Joey
"The One Where They All Turn Thirty" (Season 7, Episode 14)
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#78
Joey: Okay, my towels, for instance, okay? I come into the bathroom here, and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. It's up here, on some hook! And it smells different!
Janine It's clean.
Joey: Yeah, well, it... it... it feels different!
Janine It's dry!
Joey: All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. And okay, also... what is with these chips you bought?
Janine No, no, no, it's potpouri! You're supposed to smell it.
Joey: (smelling) Well, that's like summer in a bowl.
Janine It's clean.
Joey: Yeah, well, it... it... it feels different!
Janine It's dry!
Joey: All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. And okay, also... what is with these chips you bought?
Janine No, no, no, it's potpouri! You're supposed to smell it.
Joey: (smelling) Well, that's like summer in a bowl.
"The One With Ross's Teeth" (Season 6, Episode 8)
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#79
Monica: Go over to Joey's. Go over to Joey's, and... and drink some beer and hammer up some drywall!
Chandler: You know, when guys hang out, they don't just drink beer and hammer up drywall.
Monica: When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear.
(Chandler is devastated)
Monica: I'm sorry. We do, we do! I don't know why I said that.
Chandler: You know, when guys hang out, they don't just drink beer and hammer up drywall.
Monica: When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear.
(Chandler is devastated)
Monica: I'm sorry. We do, we do! I don't know why I said that.
"The One With Ross's Teeth" (Season 6, Episode 8)
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#80
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Rachel: Oh! Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing!
Monica: No!
Ross: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandelor Bong."
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use your head!
Chandler: Actually, it's Miss Chanandelor Bong.
Rachel: Oh! Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing!
Monica: No!
Ross: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandelor Bong."
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use your head!
Chandler: Actually, it's Miss Chanandelor Bong.
"The One With The Embryos" (Season 4, Episode 12)
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