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144 Of The Best Jokes From The Friends Series

144 Of The Best Jokes From The Friends Series

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Ahhhh, Friends, a series so iconic, we can’t let go of it even after almost twenty years of its cessation. The characters, the setting, and the topics they go through in each episode seem to be ringing truer and truer with each passing year, and the humor embellishing it all is just legendary. So, if you’re like us and love spending your pastime watching, re-watching, and re-rewatching Friends, then you’re in for a treat. We are proudly presenting to you our selection of the best Friends jokes we’ve handpicked from each episode and carefully put in one place. 
Of course, it is highly likely that these jokes from Friends won’t be news to you; chances are that you know most of them by heart! However, that doesn’t mean you won’t find these hilarious jokes unfunny anymore because we all know how much you like them. We do, too, so you’re definitely not alone here! In fact, one might say that if your and our love for the Friends series could be combined, we’d make one Mega Fan. Now that’s a fun idea, isn’t it? Anyhoo, let’s go back to the Friends series jokes here, for they are the main focus of this article after all. 
So, ready to revisit the most hilarious instances the Friends characters have ever given to us? We sure are, and we hope you are, too! Now, scroll on down below, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends who are still flaunting The Rachel as their favorite haircut. 

#41

Chandler: You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?
Joey: Yeah! (thinks a bit) Oh my god. Is this what it's like to be you?
"The One with the Dollhouse" (Season 3, Episode 20)
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#42

“You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?” — Chandler
"The One Where No One’s Ready" (Season 3, Episode 2)
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#43

Mr. Geller: Look, I know what you're going through. When I turned fifty I got the Porsche. You, you got your own little speedster.
Richard: Guys, seriously, it is not like that.
Mr. Geller: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could...
Ross: Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence.
Mr. Geller: What? I'm kidding. You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche.
"The One Where Joey Moves Out" (Season 2, Episode 16)
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#44

Phoebe: Being pregnant is hard on your tummy.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: That's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow, too.
"The One With The Fake Party" (Season 4, Episode 16)
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#45

Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what? She's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
Joey: There you go! There's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? Alright, who's first? Huh? Ross?
Ross: Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy. So I say we all just be adults about it and accept her.
Joey: Yeah, we'll call that Plan B, alright?
"The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy" (Season 3, Episode 1)
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#46

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
Chandler: No.
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents!
"The One With Monica & Chandler's Wedding" (Season 7, Episode 24)
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#47

Ross: What? You don't think I'd go up to her?
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.
"The One With Frank Jr." (Season 3, Episode 5)
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#48

Monica: So why don't you go and ask her out? Oh, what's the worse thing that could happen?
Chandler: I could die.
"The One With Joey's New Girlfriend" (Season 4, Episode 5)
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#49

Phoebe (singing): Happy happy Hanukkah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry...
Chandler: Oo, ya know... ya know what, Phebes?
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: I'm not Jewish, so...
Phoebe: So, Ross doesn't really decorate his tree with floss, but you don't hear him complaining, do you?
"The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie" (Season 4, Episode 10)
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#50

Monica: I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise, the movie would've been called "Silence of the Ducks".
"The One With The Lesbian Wedding" (Season 2, Episode 11)
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#51

Phoebe: Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.
Monica: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
Phoebe: Sir! No sir!
"The One With The Lesbian Wedding" (Season 2, Episode 11)
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#52

Rachel: Oh, come on! You're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?
Joey: How do you think I got him in the first place?
"The One With The Memorial Service" (Season 9, Episode 17)
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#53

Phoebe: I'm not sure about some of the bras I got.
Rachel: Oh, really? Do you want to try some of them on for me?
Phoebe: Oh, okay! Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?
"The One With The Birth Mother" (Season 10, Episode 9)
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#54

"Isn't this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… (looks at the check) not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?" — Rachel
"The One with George Stephanopoulos" (Season 1, Episode 4)
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#55

Rachel: No, you're not an idiot, Ross. You're a guy very much in love.
Ross: Same difference.
"The One After Ross Says Rachel" (Season 5, Episode 1)
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#56

Monica: Do you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Chandler: Well, no, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry's about fourth, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.
"The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey" (Season 5, Episode 15)
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#57

Monica: Honey, the Miami Vice Soundtrack, really?
Chandler: They were just giving those away at the store… in exchange for money.
"The One with The Tea Leaves" (Season 8, Episode 17)
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#58

"How hard can it be, right? 'Cheese. It's milk that you chew.' 'Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy.' 'A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?'" — Chandler
"The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work" Season 9, Episode 11)
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#59

“Ross, just for my own peace of mind, you’re not married to any more of us are you?” — Chandler
"The One with Joey's Porsche" (Season 6, Episode 5)
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#60

Monica: You don’t think sharks are sexy do you?
Joey: No. Wait a minute… what was the Little Mermaid?
"The One With The Sharks" (Season 9, Episode 4)
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