Ahhhh, Friends, a series so iconic, we can’t let go of it even after almost twenty years of its cessation. The characters, the setting, and the topics they go through in each episode seem to be ringing truer and truer with each passing year, and the humor embellishing it all is just legendary. So, if you’re like us and love spending your pastime watching, re-watching, and re-rewatching Friends, then you’re in for a treat. We are proudly presenting to you our selection of the best Friends jokes we’ve handpicked from each episode and carefully put in one place.
Of course, it is highly likely that these jokes from Friends won’t be news to you; chances are that you know most of them by heart! However, that doesn’t mean you won’t find these hilarious jokes unfunny anymore because we all know how much you like them. We do, too, so you’re definitely not alone here! In fact, one might say that if your and our love for the Friends series could be combined, we’d make one Mega Fan. Now that’s a fun idea, isn’t it? Anyhoo, let’s go back to the Friends series jokes here, for they are the main focus of this article after all.
So, ready to revisit the most hilarious instances the Friends characters have ever given to us? We sure are, and we hope you are, too! Now, scroll on down below, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with your friends who are still flaunting The Rachel as their favorite haircut.
#21
"Come on, Chandler. Ross is our friend and he needs us right now. So why don't you be a grownup and come watch some TV in the fort?" — Joey
"The One Where Ross Moves In" (Season 5, Episode 7)
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#22
Mike: I heard that weddings are, like, a 40 billion dollar a year industry.
Ross: Yeah, and I'm responsible for just, like, half of that.
Ross: Yeah, and I'm responsible for just, like, half of that.
"The One With the Home Study: (Season 10, Episode 7)
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#23
Monica introduces Brad Pitt’s character: "This is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will."
Chandler: "Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm into the game... plus I think it would be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other."
Chandler: "Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm into the game... plus I think it would be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other."
"The one with the rumor" (Season 9, Episode 9)
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#24
Joey: Hey, I started working on what I'm going to say at the ceremony. Wanna hear it?
Monica, Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share.
Monica, Chandler: Yeah.
Joey: We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share.
(Monica and Chandler look impressed)
Joey: It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have... and receive.
(Later)
Joey: Okay, you guys, I've got a little more written... are you ready?
Chandler: Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Joey: When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I cannot help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving... and then I can't think of a good word for right here.
Monica: How bout receiving?
Joey: Yes!
Chandler: Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Joey: When I think of the love that these two givers and receivers share, I cannot help but envy the lifetime ahead of having and loving and giving... and then I can't think of a good word for right here.
Monica: How bout receiving?
Joey: Yes!
"The One with the Truth About London" (Season 7, Episode 16)
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#25
Rachel: Just come by at lunch so that my boss doesn't see you, 'cause Kim will just freak out, and she already doesn't like me very much.
Chandler: Oh, that's weird. I don't think my boss likes me either.
Monica: I don't think mine likes me either.
Ross: Maybe it's a universal thing.
Joey: Yeah. Or maybe... it's because you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.
Chandler: Oh, that's weird. I don't think my boss likes me either.
Monica: I don't think mine likes me either.
Ross: Maybe it's a universal thing.
Joey: Yeah. Or maybe... it's because you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday.
"The One With Ross's Teeth" (Season 6, Episode 8)
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#26
Rachel: So what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Jill: Okay, I bought a boat.
Monica: You bought a boat?
Jill: Yeah but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend.
Chandler: Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister!
Jill: Okay, I bought a boat.
Monica: You bought a boat?
Jill: Yeah but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend.
Chandler: Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister!
"The One With Rachel's Sister" (Season 6, Episode 13)
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#27
Joey: Well, that went well. Yeah.
Chandler: It could've been worse. He could've shot her.
Chandler: It could've been worse. He could've shot her.
"The One After Ross Says Rachel" (Season 5, Episode 1)
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#28
Rachel: Oh, I am just awful with children.
Joey: Come on, you're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween. You know, they're all greedy and hopped-up on sugar.
Rachel: Really? Do you think that's all it is?
Joey: Absolutely. Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. They get a little crazy during the summer, too. And anytime they're hungry or sleepy. Yeah, kids are tough. Good luck with that.
Joey: Come on, you're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween. You know, they're all greedy and hopped-up on sugar.
Rachel: Really? Do you think that's all it is?
Joey: Absolutely. Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. They get a little crazy during the summer, too. And anytime they're hungry or sleepy. Yeah, kids are tough. Good luck with that.
"The One With The Halloween Party" (Season 8, Episode 6)
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#29
Chandler: She's turning on the TV, it's Miss Congeniality!
Monica: Babe, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well.
Monica: Babe, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well.
"The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss" (Season 10, Episode 1)
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#30
Joey: Listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday, okay, so I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay, just remember Thursday. Thursday, can you remember Thursday?
Chandler: Yeah, so, Tuesday?
Joey: Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering just think of it like this: the third day. All right, Monday, one-day, Tuesday, two-day, Wednesday, when? huh? what day? Thursday! The third day, okay?
Chandler: Thank you.
Chandler: Yeah, so, Tuesday?
Joey: Thursday! Look, if you need help remembering just think of it like this: the third day. All right, Monday, one-day, Tuesday, two-day, Wednesday, when? huh? what day? Thursday! The third day, okay?
Chandler: Thank you.
"The One Where Ross Dates a Student" (Season 6, Episode 18)
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#31
Phoebe: He used to be just, "Jack Geller: Monica and Ross's Dad," and now he's... he's, "Jack Gellar: Dream hunk."
Rachel: I don't know. You know, to me he'll always be, "Jack Geller: Walks in while you're changing."
Rachel: I don't know. You know, to me he'll always be, "Jack Geller: Walks in while you're changing."
"The One Where Ross Got High" (Season 6, Episode 9)
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#32
Phoebe: Seriously, I don't think Rachel's gonna think it's a good idea.
Jill: So who made her Queen of the World?
Phoebe: I would love that job!
Jill: So who made her Queen of the World?
Phoebe: I would love that job!
"The One With Rachel's Sister" (Season 6, Episode 13)
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#33
Mrs. Geller: So, did you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?
Ross: Uh, actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
Ross: Uh, actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
"The One Where Joey Moves Out" (Season 2, Episode 16)
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#34
Chandler: So, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?
Phoebe: They're gonna call her Chandler.
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Phoebe: Works on you.
Phoebe: They're gonna call her Chandler.
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Phoebe: Works on you.
"The One Hundredth" (Season 5, Episode 3)
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#35
Ross: Huh, this is nice.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: I've never walked down the aisle knowing it can't end in divorce.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: I've never walked down the aisle knowing it can't end in divorce.
"The One With Monica & Chandler's Wedding" (Season 7, Episode 24)
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#36
Monica: Wait a minute! Who's the father?
Phoebe: Oh no, she won't tell us.
Monica: Come on, it's my wedding! That can be my present!
Rachel: Wait, hey, I just gave you peeing on a stick!
Phoebe: See, this is why you register.
Phoebe: Oh no, she won't tell us.
Monica: Come on, it's my wedding! That can be my present!
Rachel: Wait, hey, I just gave you peeing on a stick!
Phoebe: See, this is why you register.
"The One After 'I Do'" (Season 8, Episode 1)
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#37
Ross: Do you have a minute? I'd like to talk with you about something I'm really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Sure. How about, uh, you showering with your mom?
Ross: I actually had a topic in mind.
Joey: Sure. How about, uh, you showering with your mom?
Ross: I actually had a topic in mind.
"The One With The Video Tape" (Season 8, Episode 4)
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#38
Rachel: Okay, you'd tell me the truth, right?
Ross: Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray.
Ross: Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray.
"The One With a Chick. And a Duck" (Season 3, Episode 21)
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#39
Joey: Uh... uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns?
Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
Joey: You got a better idea?
Chandler: All right, call it in the air.
Joey: Heads.
Chandler: Heads it is.
Joey: Yes! Whew!
Chandler: We have to assign heads to something.
Joey: Right. Okay, okay, uh... ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Chandler: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
Joey: You got a better idea?
Chandler: All right, call it in the air.
Joey: Heads.
Chandler: Heads it is.
Joey: Yes! Whew!
Chandler: We have to assign heads to something.
Joey: Right. Okay, okay, uh... ducks is heads because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
"The One With The Baby On The Bus" (Season 2, Episode 6)
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#40
Rachel: What happened at dinner?
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Phoebe: My God! What did you order?
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Phoebe: My God! What did you order?
"The One With Rachel's Book" (Season 7, Episode 2)
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