Okay, so, first things first - we love French culture and the people. However, that doesn’t mean that we also don’t love to crack a funny joke or two about them! Just the same as we would about any other country and all in good spirit. And, if you agree that eating frog legs or having such a fixation on baked goods calls for an innocent joke or two - you’ve come to the right place. That’s right, this is our selection of French jokes, and it is totally tres bien if you find them hilariously amusing!
So, we guess the main thing that evokes a joke associated with any culture other than ours - in this case, it is jokes about the French - are the cultural differences. And how do people deal with something they do not entirely understand, but also don’t find threatening in any way? Why, they try to make the situation fun, and that’s where these funny French jokes fall. See, it isn’t about stereotypes, but rather trying to understand our differences and appreciating them in the process.
Right, so it is probably just about the time to pour yourself a glass of red, grab a baguette, and skip to the funny jokes about France that we’ve rounded up in this list. Once you are done reading them, give the best jokes your vote and share these little witticisms with your Francophile friends!
#61
My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day. So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance.
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#62
Why are the best-used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired, and they have only been dropped once.
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#63
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a French fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato. Mrs. Potato said: “I see you eye-balling that French girl!”
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#64

What type of photography do French photographers like?
Candide.
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#65
What did the tourist decide after visiting France for the third time?
He wanted to Gauguin.
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#66
What do French people say when they meet new people?
I hope your Degas great!
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#67
What did the mother say to his son when he verbally abused her?
"I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face."
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#68

Why do tourists avoid visiting France in summer?
Because it is st-Eifel-ing.
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#69
What did the exasperated Frenchman say when his friend wouldn't keep quiet about France?
Oh for crying out loud! Baguette up about it!
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#70
How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
I don't know, it's never been done.
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#71

How does one usually feel after visiting France?
Fin-tastic.
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#72
What did the French policeman say after charging the driver for DUI?
"Why were you Rodin your car under influence?"
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#73
What did the French lover say to his wife who was late for work?
"It is time to Hugo to work, mon cherie."
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#74
What did the husband say to his French wife when they were going on a trip?
"How did you Charlemange-age to pack so many things?"
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#75

How does a French person greet someone in Americans?
By saying "Welcome to Louis-ville."
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#76
What did the tourist say when he wanted to visit the French museum?
I Musee French art.
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#77
Why do musicians love visiting France?
Because of the good musee-c.
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#78
When the French woman returned home after her trip, what did she say?
I have so much to Marseilles about France.
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#79

What is the favorite song that French people love listening to?
"Hey, macaroon-a."
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#80
How do you keep a French person from crashing your party?
Put a sign up that says "no nudity"
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