Okay, so, first things first - we love French culture and the people. However, that doesn’t mean that we also don’t love to crack a funny joke or two about them! Just the same as we would about any other country and all in good spirit. And, if you agree that eating frog legs or having such a fixation on baked goods calls for an innocent joke or two - you’ve come to the right place. That’s right, this is our selection of French jokes, and it is totally tres bien if you find them hilariously amusing!
So, we guess the main thing that evokes a joke associated with any culture other than ours - in this case, it is jokes about the French - are the cultural differences. And how do people deal with something they do not entirely understand, but also don’t find threatening in any way? Why, they try to make the situation fun, and that’s where these funny French jokes fall. See, it isn’t about stereotypes, but rather trying to understand our differences and appreciating them in the process.
Right, so it is probably just about the time to pour yourself a glass of red, grab a baguette, and skip to the funny jokes about France that we’ve rounded up in this list. Once you are done reading them, give the best jokes your vote and share these little witticisms with your Francophile friends!
#81
What did the French woman say to the receptionist at the airport?
"I am in great Henri to visit France!"
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#82

How did the French woman feel after dressing up for her dinner date?
Very France-y.
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#83
Why do many art critics love to read about French painter, Eugène Delacroix?
They never get Bordeaux-ed about him.
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#84
In France, why does everyone have a confident attitude?
Because they hate Toulouse.
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#85
"Knock knock?"
"Who’s there?"
"French French who?"
"French fries!"
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#86
What did the French friend say when she had to leave after finishing dessert?
"I do not want to leave, but it’s time for me to escargot, I'm afraid."
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#87

Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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#88
Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes?
In France.
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#89

Who won the first Tour de France?
The 6th Panzer division.
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#90
What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag?
The French flag!
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#91
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German.
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#92

What seems to be the quietest sports in France?
Para-shooing.
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#93
Why do people barely complain about life in France?
Because they have Nantes-thing to crib about.
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#94
Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?
To see the front line.
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#95
When the US went to the moon they planted the American Flag. After all these years the radiation from the Sun will have bleached it completely white, so now if Aliens find it they are going to think the French were there first.
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#96

Why do French tanks have rear windows?
So they can see the battlefield!
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#97
What's the name of the most popular French knight?
Sir Ender.
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#98
I am absolutely exhausted from my French self-defense class.
I've never run so far in my life.
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#99
How many gears does a French tank have?
Seven. One forward and six reverse.
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#100
What’s the shortest French book ever written?
"The Complete List Of French War Heroes."
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