Okay, so, first things first - we love French culture and the people. However, that doesn’t mean that we also don’t love to crack a funny joke or two about them! Just the same as we would about any other country and all in good spirit. And, if you agree that eating frog legs or having such a fixation on baked goods calls for an innocent joke or two - you’ve come to the right place. That’s right, this is our selection of French jokes, and it is totally tres bien if you find them hilariously amusing!
So, we guess the main thing that evokes a joke associated with any culture other than ours - in this case, it is jokes about the French - are the cultural differences. And how do people deal with something they do not entirely understand, but also don’t find threatening in any way? Why, they try to make the situation fun, and that’s where these funny French jokes fall. See, it isn’t about stereotypes, but rather trying to understand our differences and appreciating them in the process.
Right, so it is probably just about the time to pour yourself a glass of red, grab a baguette, and skip to the funny jokes about France that we’ve rounded up in this list. Once you are done reading them, give the best jokes your vote and share these little witticisms with your Francophile friends!
#41
What type of breakfast do French people usually prefer?
The breakfast of champignons.
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#42
Why is French onion soup a favorite amongst people in France?
Because it is absolutely soup-er.
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#43
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Soviet Russian are admiring a painting of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. The Frenchman says, "They must be French, they're naked and eating fruit." The Englishman replies, "Clearly they're English. Observe how politely the man is offering the woman the fruit."
The Russian then notes, "They are Russian of course. They have nothing to wear, nothing to eat, and they think they are in paradise."
The Russian then notes, "They are Russian of course. They have nothing to wear, nothing to eat, and they think they are in paradise."
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#44
Why did the French give the statue of liberty to America?
They had no use for a statue with only one hand raised.
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#45
Where does a French cat live?
In Purr-is.
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#46

Don’t eat the French fish. It’s poissan.
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#47
What’s the difference between a tick and the Eiffel tower?
Well nothing, after all, they are both Paris sites.
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#48
How did the Paris police find Quasimodo?
They followed a hunch.
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#49

Where does a French cat live?
In the Catacombs or in a chat-eau!
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#50
Why do most people love visiting France?
It is a oui bit different!
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#51
What did the tourist's kid say when he saw the Eifel Tower?
I love this French Tour.
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#52

Why did the woman hate being alone in a deserted street in France?
Because it gave her the crepes.
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#53
How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows.
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#54

Why does everyone love visiting France?
Because it is beautiful in every Cezanne.
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#55
What do people usually say after visiting France?
I ain’t Lyon. I love France.
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#56
What did the wife say to her husband when they bought a new house in France?
I Cannes watch the French Riviera from this view.
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#57
What do people say in France after meeting someone they haven't met in a long long time?
"Our paths will croissant again."
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#58

Why do people from all around the globe love eating French food?
Because the taste is brie-ond brie-lief!
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#59
Why do French people simply love their country and cultural heritage?
They think that they are the creme brulee of the crop!
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#60
What is written in the book of the French Constitution?
The d-eclair-ation of man's every right.
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