Okay, so, first things first - we love French culture and the people. However, that doesn’t mean that we also don’t love to crack a funny joke or two about them! Just the same as we would about any other country and all in good spirit. And, if you agree that eating frog legs or having such a fixation on baked goods calls for an innocent joke or two - you’ve come to the right place. That’s right, this is our selection of French jokes, and it is totally tres bien if you find them hilariously amusing!
So, we guess the main thing that evokes a joke associated with any culture other than ours - in this case, it is jokes about the French - are the cultural differences. And how do people deal with something they do not entirely understand, but also don’t find threatening in any way? Why, they try to make the situation fun, and that’s where these funny French jokes fall. See, it isn’t about stereotypes, but rather trying to understand our differences and appreciating them in the process.
Right, so it is probably just about the time to pour yourself a glass of red, grab a baguette, and skip to the funny jokes about France that we’ve rounded up in this list. Once you are done reading them, give the best jokes your vote and share these little witticisms with your Francophile friends!
#21
What did the loanshark say to the Frenchman who loaned some money?
When you come back, you better have my Monet.
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#22
I once thanked a French guy to death.
It was a merci killing.
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#23

Are you from Paris?
Because you’re driving me in-Seine.
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#24
I asked a French man if he played video games.
He said, “Wii!”
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#25
I was surprised when I heard about the flooding in Paris. Normally, the water is l’eau.
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#26
How did the French leader Napoleon have fun?
By throwing a Bonapart-y.
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#27
What did the French husband say when his wife said she will not go and dine with him?
Wine not?
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#28

What is the Guillotine?
A French chopping center.
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#29

What do French fries do when they run into each other?
They ketch-up.
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#30
My girlfriend kept telling me to treat her like a princess. So I made her marry an old guy she's never met to secure an alliance with the French.
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#31
Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?
'Cause they hate the French press.
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#32
Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle?
Because electricity flows in the path of *least resistance*.
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#33

I went to a cafe in Paris and was insulted by the barista.
It was a regular French roast.
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#34
What do you call The Hunger Games in Paris?
Battle Royale with cheese.
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#35
Did you hear about the small chicken that lived in a Parisian opera house?
It was called the bantam of the opera.
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#36
What did the French friend answer when he was asked to wear a costume for the party?
I will come in dis-Guise.
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#37

What would a French dog who loves eating potatoes be called?
A pomme de terrier.
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#38
Why did the tourist want to visit France?
Because it was a beret good time!
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#39
Why do most French tourists end up happy after visiting France?
It is impossible to Rouen the trip.
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#40

What did the tourist say when his mother asked if he could visit France again?
Of Corsican!
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