You might’ve noticed a little pattern that we’re doing here - car jokes. Somehow, we’ve turned a new page and found ourselves with a topic that’s far from funny kittens (although we’ll never denounce them) and more into the world of industries. But hey, what are we to do if there are some pretty hilarious jokes that fall under this category? Ignore them completely? Well, that’s definitely not our style! So, if you’re wondering why on Earth we’re presenting you our latest roster of Ford jokes, just know this - they are, indeed, hilarious. And no, we’re not sponsored by it. Although come to think of it, it would definitely be super cool to roll into the office each day in a Mustang from the early ‘70s.
Anyhoo, enough of daydreaming and back to the jokes about Fords. So, why Fords, exactly? Well, it’s just such a legend! A vehicle that was once a real trailblazer and an absolute trendsetter in its heyday. Something that other countries should’ve been pretty jealous of, honestly. Also, acronyms. And boy, you can come up with some terrific Ford acronym jokes. You know, like F is for Funny, O is for Obsolete, and so on and so forth - I’m not going to make any new jokes when there are around a hundred funny Ford jokes a little bit further down! That would be such a faux pas on my part.
So, ready for some quality jokes about cars? They’re just Ford-tastic! If you agree, scroll on down below to check them out, give the best jokes your vote, and be sure to share this article with your friends.
#81
What do you call a Ford towing another Ford?
A Ford Fiesta!
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#82
What kind of car does a Jewish person drive?
A Ford Torahs.
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#83
60 Drivers are killed by Ford but in a galaxy far far away.
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#84
What car does an alien abductee drive?
A black Ford Probe.
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#85
What’s the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
A shopping trolley is much easier to push.
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#86
"My father works as a statistician at Ford. He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his autograph."
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#87
What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called?
Chrysler Concentrate.
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#88
"My lucky day! I didn't have enough money for the Honda, but the dealership took pity on me and gave me an old Fiesta. I couldn't afford an Accord, but I was accorded a Ford."
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#89
"I just read a book about how Henry Ford created the Ford Model T. It was a really interesting auto-biography."
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#90
A car salesman asked me, "What are you looking for in a car?"
I said, "It has to be affordable"
He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
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#91
"I let my Ford Explorer produce beats for Waka Flocka Flame. Now it's a Ford Flex."
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#92
The cops arrested me when they found me beating a Ford with a golf club. "I was charged with domestic abuse."
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#93
What do you call a contract driver riding a Ford ranger?
A ute-Uber.
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#94
Smuckers and Ford are getting together. They're gonna make a traffic jam.
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#95
What do you call a car made of stone?
A Ford.
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#96
Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford?
He was seen with an Escort...
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#97
If conceited people were cars, what engine would they run on?
A Ford EgoBoost engine.
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#98
Did you know there was a decision made by Ford to stop producing tow trucks?
They finally realized a tow truck couldn't be expected to tow itself.
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#99
"I finally figured out what Ford stands for... Fix Over Rand Dover."
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#100
"I bought a Ford 4WD and I instantly scratched it with my keys, I was just marking my Territory."
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