You might’ve noticed a little pattern that we’re doing here - car jokes. Somehow, we’ve turned a new page and found ourselves with a topic that’s far from funny kittens (although we’ll never denounce them) and more into the world of industries. But hey, what are we to do if there are some pretty hilarious jokes that fall under this category? Ignore them completely? Well, that’s definitely not our style! So, if you’re wondering why on Earth we’re presenting you our latest roster of Ford jokes, just know this - they are, indeed, hilarious. And no, we’re not sponsored by it. Although come to think of it, it would definitely be super cool to roll into the office each day in a Mustang from the early ‘70s.
Anyhoo, enough of daydreaming and back to the jokes about Fords. So, why Fords, exactly? Well, it’s just such a legend! A vehicle that was once a real trailblazer and an absolute trendsetter in its heyday. Something that other countries should’ve been pretty jealous of, honestly. Also, acronyms. And boy, you can come up with some terrific Ford acronym jokes. You know, like F is for Funny, O is for Obsolete, and so on and so forth - I’m not going to make any new jokes when there are around a hundred funny Ford jokes a little bit further down! That would be such a faux pas on my part.
So, ready for some quality jokes about cars? They’re just Ford-tastic! If you agree, scroll on down below to check them out, give the best jokes your vote, and be sure to share this article with your friends.
#61
What's more powerful than a North Korean nuclear bomb?
Ford Fiesta.
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#62
What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common?
These days they're both hard to come by.
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#63
What did Darth Vader say when he was disappointed with his shipment from the Ford dealership?
There is no escape.
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#64
Ford announced today that they are discontinuing all but two of their cars... They've really lost their Focus.
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#65
American car companies have announced they are going 100% green. Starting with the Ford Ficus.
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#66
A man is texting and driving in his Ford by doing so he crashed and the car is totaled. You could say he lost his focus.
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#67
"It's insane that car companies, especially Ford, pay hundreds of millions to try to stay ahead of the game. I guess they can't a Ford to lose out."
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#68
"I just saw an accident with a Ford Focus. Now it is all blurry."
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#69
What's a rapper's favorite car?
Ford Flex.
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#70
What comes after the third car?
The Ford car.
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#71
What car does a nuclear physicist ride to work with?
Ford Fusion.
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#72
"Why didn’t I buy a mustang? I couldn’t a Ford it."
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#73
"I saw a horse driving a car the other day. It was a Mustang."
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#74
Ford has announced their new car. But the Ford Siesta has caused some safety concerns.
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#75
What is a Ford F125?
An F150 that the bank still owns.
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#76
What do you call a Ford Convertible?
A mini-skip.
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#77
"My first escort... Was a Ford."
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#78
"My father only hit me once as a child. But he used a Ford Transit."
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#79
"So I went to buy a new truck... Too bad I can't a Ford one."
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#80
What did the man say when he saw the car cross the river?
Ford!
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