You might’ve noticed a little pattern that we’re doing here - car jokes. Somehow, we’ve turned a new page and found ourselves with a topic that’s far from funny kittens (although we’ll never denounce them) and more into the world of industries. But hey, what are we to do if there are some pretty hilarious jokes that fall under this category? Ignore them completely? Well, that’s definitely not our style! So, if you’re wondering why on Earth we’re presenting you our latest roster of Ford jokes, just know this - they are, indeed, hilarious. And no, we’re not sponsored by it. Although come to think of it, it would definitely be super cool to roll into the office each day in a Mustang from the early ‘70s.
Anyhoo, enough of daydreaming and back to the jokes about Fords. So, why Fords, exactly? Well, it’s just such a legend! A vehicle that was once a real trailblazer and an absolute trendsetter in its heyday. Something that other countries should’ve been pretty jealous of, honestly. Also, acronyms. And boy, you can come up with some terrific Ford acronym jokes. You know, like F is for Funny, O is for Obsolete, and so on and so forth - I’m not going to make any new jokes when there are around a hundred funny Ford jokes a little bit further down! That would be such a faux pas on my part.
So, ready for some quality jokes about cars? They’re just Ford-tastic! If you agree, scroll on down below to check them out, give the best jokes your vote, and be sure to share this article with your friends.
#101
What's a terrorist's favorite car?
A Ford Exploder.
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#102
Ford moved its production plants to Mexico. Introducing the Burro 350.
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#103
What does a mustang order at Starbucks?
A Mach-e auto.
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#104
The Ford Edge... For when you want to get almost all the way there.
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#105
Ford recalls nearly 1.4 million cars, the steering wheel can come loose. Is this Ford’s idea of a driverless car?
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#106
What’s the difference between a Ford and the principal’s office?
It’s less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal’s office.
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#107
"That’s not a leak… My Ford’s just marking its territory."
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#108
Why are the new Ford trucks and cars more aerodynamic?
So they’ll save the Chevy gas when it tows them away.
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#109
What should the Ford Mustang really be called?
The Ford Rustang.
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#110
Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
So that Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
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#111
What did the Chevy say to the Ford?
Would you like a tow home?
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#112
What do you call someone who buys a second-hand Ford?
A scrap dealer.
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#113
Why are Ford dealers giving away a dog with each Ford sold?
So the owner has someone to walk home with.
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#114
What did Lincoln say about his experience at Ford theater?
He said it was mind-blowing.
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#115
In 1974, Volkswagen introduced the Golf to Europe as a small car with a trunk large enough to stuff your golf clubs… American companies would follow the success of this model, with Ford soon releasing the Escort in 1980.
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#116
"I tried to download Ford Racing 2 today... It crashed."
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#117
"Tim Cook was just named as the new CEO of Ford, and I for one am really excited! Now everyone will have the chance to buy a Ford-Apple car."
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#118
How long does Ford go before doing a recall?
About 36 years.
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#119
"I just walked into a Lincoln dealership that was a Ford dealership, Ford store, and seven years ago."
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#120
What do you call a Ford F-350 stuck in a pond?
One-Ton Soup.
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