You might’ve noticed a little pattern that we’re doing here - car jokes. Somehow, we’ve turned a new page and found ourselves with a topic that’s far from funny kittens (although we’ll never denounce them) and more into the world of industries. But hey, what are we to do if there are some pretty hilarious jokes that fall under this category? Ignore them completely? Well, that’s definitely not our style! So, if you’re wondering why on Earth we’re presenting you our latest roster of Ford jokes, just know this - they are, indeed, hilarious. And no, we’re not sponsored by it. Although come to think of it, it would definitely be super cool to roll into the office each day in a Mustang from the early ‘70s.
Anyhoo, enough of daydreaming and back to the jokes about Fords. So, why Fords, exactly? Well, it’s just such a legend! A vehicle that was once a real trailblazer and an absolute trendsetter in its heyday. Something that other countries should’ve been pretty jealous of, honestly. Also, acronyms. And boy, you can come up with some terrific Ford acronym jokes. You know, like F is for Funny, O is for Obsolete, and so on and so forth - I’m not going to make any new jokes when there are around a hundred funny Ford jokes a little bit further down! That would be such a faux pas on my part.
So, ready for some quality jokes about cars? They’re just Ford-tastic! If you agree, scroll on down below to check them out, give the best jokes your vote, and be sure to share this article with your friends.
#41
Why did the cat sleep under the Ford Focus?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
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#42
Did you know that Ford has a new magnetized bumper?
They needed something to pick up the parts that fell off along the way.
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#43
A man is talking to his friend...
"Today I got a brand new Ford for my wife."
"Eyyy, nice trade."
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#44
What's your favorite pickup line?
Mine is the Ford F Series.
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#45
Why do Ford vehicles have heated rear bumpers?
To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.
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#46
If you leave a Sombrero and Maracas in your Ford Focus will it become a Ford Fiesta?
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#47
What does Ford stand for?
"Found On Road Dead."
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#48
"I told my doctor, I think I have ADHD because I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford."
Doctor: "That's not how ADHD works."
Me: "But I keep losing my Focus."
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#49
"I asked my father for a 30-year-old escort for my birthday... He brought home a 30-year-old Ford Escort instead."
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#50
"I bought a rooftop tent for my Ford SUV. I like living on the Edge."
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#51
What did they change the name of the Ford Bronco to when O.J. Simpson got acquitted?
The Ford Escape!
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#52
Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?
It was a Fiesta.
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#53
What is the car that everyone sleeps in?
The Ford Siesta.
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#54
Why couldn't 1 Ford Focus give the other Ford Focus a message?
Broken transmission.
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#55
"I see the new Ford Bronco is coming out soon. I bet the glove compartment is absolutely killer."
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#56
"My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang."
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#57
What do you call a Mustang in Canada?
A Moosetang!
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#58
Sitting in traffic today waiting for the light to change. The car in front of us was a Ford Focus. I turned to my daughter and said.. if that driver opens her door and steps out of the car, does she get all blurry? Because if she did, wouldn't she be "out of Focus?"
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#59
My friend is getting a new car - a "tangerine" Ford Focus. Dad drops this one...
Tangerine Focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
Tangerine Focus... Isn't that the same as orange concentrate?
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#60
"My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150. He is a pickup artist."
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