You might’ve noticed a little pattern that we’re doing here - car jokes. Somehow, we’ve turned a new page and found ourselves with a topic that’s far from funny kittens (although we’ll never denounce them) and more into the world of industries. But hey, what are we to do if there are some pretty hilarious jokes that fall under this category? Ignore them completely? Well, that’s definitely not our style! So, if you’re wondering why on Earth we’re presenting you our latest roster of Ford jokes, just know this - they are, indeed, hilarious. And no, we’re not sponsored by it. Although come to think of it, it would definitely be super cool to roll into the office each day in a Mustang from the early ‘70s.
Anyhoo, enough of daydreaming and back to the jokes about Fords. So, why Fords, exactly? Well, it’s just such a legend! A vehicle that was once a real trailblazer and an absolute trendsetter in its heyday. Something that other countries should’ve been pretty jealous of, honestly. Also, acronyms. And boy, you can come up with some terrific Ford acronym jokes. You know, like F is for Funny, O is for Obsolete, and so on and so forth - I’m not going to make any new jokes when there are around a hundred funny Ford jokes a little bit further down! That would be such a faux pas on my part.
So, ready for some quality jokes about cars? They’re just Ford-tastic! If you agree, scroll on down below to check them out, give the best jokes your vote, and be sure to share this article with your friends.
#21
What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
Glued together.
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#22
"I got to test the new self-driving prototype, the Ford Dixie. But it crashed and I can't get the police to help. They hang up every time after I tell them "My Dixie wrecked.""
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#23
"I tried to start up a business as a Ford dealership. I lost my focus."
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#24
Did you know Jesus had a Ford?
That's why he walked everywhere.
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#25
Which brand of cars can you buy without going over budget?
A Ford!
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#26
"I really wish people would just put their phones down and drive. Sent from my Ford Fiesta."
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#27
"I went to a car show but there was nothing but Fords. I guess you could say it was a real Ford Fiesta."
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#28
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
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#29
Buy a Ford and you buy the best… Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
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#30
Why does Ford put magazines in the glove box of their new vehicles?
So you’ll have something to read while waiting on the tow truck.
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#31
"I went to a car dealership with my wife we were intending to swap our old Ford to a newer one." The salesman sees us climb out of our car, comes up, and says: "Is that an Escort?", "No this is my wife."
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#32
Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model. It would be a V8 Fusion.
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#33
Ford has announced their new car. But the Ford Siesta has caused some safety concerns.
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#34
What do you call a Ford with a twin exhaust?
A wheelbarrow.
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#35
"I don't get new car smell air fresheners. Your '98 Ford Taurus isn't fooling anyone."
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#36
How do you get a Ford recalled?
Wait.
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#37
What is the photographer's favorite car?
Ford Focus.
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#38
Man: "Dude my wife just crashed my mustang!"
Friend: "OMG is she okay??"
Man: "Well she may need some buffering and a new coat of paint but she should be alright."
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#39
Wanna hear a Ford joke?
Never mind, it won't start.
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#40
How do you double the value of a Ford Focus?
Fill the tank.
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