When it comes to risky jobs, ones that involve saving lives, you’d think there’d be no jokes about it. Well, you’d be wrong then! No matter what you do in life every occupation has its own set of work-related jokes. As is the case with the firefighter jokes! Nothing about their work is easy, however, there is still space where humor can appear, as proven by the content of this list.
From fire puns to firefighters’ preferences of their browsers, the jokes you can see here should touch almost every non-serious aspect of firefighting. So if you’re in the presence of a fireman and feel the need to crack a few firefighting jokes, we’ve gathered the best ones out there.
Whether it’s to ask a few funny questions to get the mood going, celebrate a retirement, or try to light a fire between the two of you with some sizzling-hot pick-up lines, you can use this list as an inspiration.
So, get your helmets on, grab the Pulaski, and break into this list. Vote for your favorites and comment any additional jokes about firefighters that we might’ve missed.
#101 Of all times, really?
Why was the fireman late for work during the power failure emergency?
Because he was stuck in the elevator!
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#102 Plot Twist: Hydrants Are Terrible Jumpers
Do firefighters have to train to jump higher than a fire hydrant?
No, because fire hydrants can’t jump.
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#103 Just Bob Things

What did they call Bob the firefighter?
Bob.
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#104 Ready to battle flames and salsa alike
Why did the firefighter wear his gear out to dinner?
Just in case the sauce on taco Tuesday was too fiery.
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#105 Boss vibes on full blast
How could the firefighters tell that their new chief was going to be stubborn?
He whistled “Hail to the Chief” whenever he walked into a room.
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#106 Of course, the one time traffic behaves

A fire broke out at a cold-medicine factory on the outskirts of town.
Thankfully, there was no congestion on the way.
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#107 Nice try, rookie
Why did the rookie bring his bowling ball to the fire station?
He heard there was a strike team.
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#108 Counting to safety, apparently
What did the directions to the fire department ladder say?
"Step 1, Step 2, Step 3…"
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#109 Can’t escape the racket here

Why did the firemen need ear plugs to fight a fire at the tennis equipment factory?
It was known for the racket it made.
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#110 Meet the Chief of Chaos
What does CHAOS stand for?
"The Chief Have Arrived On Scene."
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#111 Plot Twist: Career Goals Changed
"At this time of year, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that’s why I’m no longer a firefighter."
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#112 Priorities: People Over Firefighters

Why do fireman take out the people from the building before they put the fire out with water?
Because bros before hose.
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#113 Plot twist parenting vibes
"I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman. Then I realized he was just an arsonist."
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#114 Guess he overthought that one
A man was trapped in a burning building on the 12th floor. He ran to the open window and saw a fireman approaching on a long ladder. He felt so relieved to be saved.
Before climbing out the window he yelled to the fireman,
"What should I do? Should I go down with you on the ladder, or should I jump to the ground?"
"What should I do? Should I go down with you on the ladder, or should I jump to the ground?"
The fireman said, 'The ladder."
The man died.
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#115 Not the help I asked for

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"... Stupid firefighters..."
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#116 Heat levels: Confirmed and delicious
Why does a firefighter love eating Tamale?
Because they are hot!
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#117 Cool? Try sweat instead.
"When I tell people that I work in the fire department, they say it is cool. I correct them by saying it is actually warm!"
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#118 Plot twist: water’s the problem here

Why do firefighters in Greece make every fire worse?
Because they are not supposed to be using water on Greece fires!
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#119 Priority: Comfort Over Chaos
When there is a trailer fire, what is the first thing to get off from the fire truck?
A lawn chair!
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#120 Friday’s Firefighter Trick
How can someone get firefighters to laugh on a Monday morning?
You simply have to tell them a joke on Friday evening!
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