When it comes to risky jobs, ones that involve saving lives, you’d think there’d be no jokes about it. Well, you’d be wrong then! No matter what you do in life every occupation has its own set of work-related jokes. As is the case with the firefighter jokes! Nothing about their work is easy, however, there is still space where humor can appear, as proven by the content of this list.
From fire puns to firefighters’ preferences of their browsers, the jokes you can see here should touch almost every non-serious aspect of firefighting. So if you’re in the presence of a fireman and feel the need to crack a few firefighting jokes, we’ve gathered the best ones out there.
Whether it’s to ask a few funny questions to get the mood going, celebrate a retirement, or try to light a fire between the two of you with some sizzling-hot pick-up lines, you can use this list as an inspiration.
So, get your helmets on, grab the Pulaski, and break into this list. Vote for your favorites and comment any additional jokes about firefighters that we might’ve missed.
#81 Too Hot to Handle, As Usual
Why do firefighters like the summer?
Because they are used to the heat!
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#82 Firefighter’s “hot” food crush

Why does a firefighter love eating Tamale?
This is because they are hot!
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#83 Blink and you’ll miss the humble brag
Why do volunteer firefighters understand the importance of milliseconds?
Because that is the amount of time it takes before they tell someone that they are a volunteer firefighter!
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#84 Plot twist: life’s a punchline
What did the restaurant owner say when a firefighter, a rabbi, and a policeman walked into his restaurant?
He sighed and realized that his life was a joke!
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#85 Firefighter humor: 0 out of 10

Why did the fireman send ten puns to his friends?
Because he wanted to make them laugh, but sadly no pun in ten did!
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#86 Burning down the joke department
Anyone want to know how many firemen and firefighters' jokes are there?
There are zero jokes about firefighters because they are all facts!
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#87 Hot Seat? More Like Home Turf
The firefighter took part in the game show and reached the final.
He was comfortable in playing the game because he was in the hot seat!
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#88 Fired or Axed? Asking for a Friend

"I have always wondered about when a firefighter loses his job, is he fired, or does he get the ax!"
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#89 When the floor’s your protest mic drop
All the firefighters demanded better pay and working conditions.
To quantify their demands, a pole was taken, and all of them fell down from the hole in the floor!
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#90 Plot twist: Firefighter turns developer
The fireman invested a lot of money in the new piece of land downtown.
It was supposed to be an industrial hotbed!
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#91 Burned by the crowd, but still smoldering

The fireman wanted to tell a few firemen jokes, but all his excitement was extinguished when they were not well received by the fire department!
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#92 Priorities in a Crisis
The firefighter was in the house when the alarm went for an explosion.
As he was trying to get out, he took the calendar along with him because he wanted to save the day!
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#93 When the flames ain’t eating snacks yet
What did the fireman say to the chairman of the small-town football club, who had asked him to save the cups, when the fire started in the stadium?
The firefighter informed him that the fire hadn't spread to the kitchen yet!
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#94 Ladders Over Logic, Every Time

What should one do when a firefighter offers a person two ways to leave a house?
The person should always go for the ladder!
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#95 Cold enough to handle any blaze
Which 'Game Of Thrones' character can be an excellent choice for a firefighter?
It can be the Night King!
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#96 Firefighters’ Favorite Jam
What is the name of the music group that all firefighters love hearing?
They love listening to "Arcade Fire"!
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#97 Holy smoke, that’s teamwork

What would happen if Franciscan priests became firefighters?
Then, they would be fighting fires with the help of friars!
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#98 Firefighters’ hottest fashion statement
What do firefighters wear when they go in into burning buildings?
They wear blazers!
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#99 Name Checks Out, Honestly
What is the name of the machine that firemen used to detect any fire?
The fire distinguisher!
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#100 Can’t Arrest Their Zzzz’s

As firefighters are supposed to be very quick, how do they sleep?
They are always fast asleep!
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