When it comes to risky jobs, ones that involve saving lives, you’d think there’d be no jokes about it. Well, you’d be wrong then! No matter what you do in life every occupation has its own set of work-related jokes. As is the case with the firefighter jokes! Nothing about their work is easy, however, there is still space where humor can appear, as proven by the content of this list.
From fire puns to firefighters’ preferences of their browsers, the jokes you can see here should touch almost every non-serious aspect of firefighting. So if you’re in the presence of a fireman and feel the need to crack a few firefighting jokes, we’ve gathered the best ones out there.
Whether it’s to ask a few funny questions to get the mood going, celebrate a retirement, or try to light a fire between the two of you with some sizzling-hot pick-up lines, you can use this list as an inspiration.
So, get your helmets on, grab the Pulaski, and break into this list. Vote for your favorites and comment any additional jokes about firefighters that we might’ve missed.
#121 Plot twist: Family Drama Ignited

The firefighter was shocked when he got to know that one of his two sons had set fire to the building.
He declared, "This boy is not arson anymore!"
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#122 Well Played, Firefighter Snacks
If you ask any firefighter what kind of cracker he preferred to eat, he would always reply that it is a firecracker!
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#123 Fair play, or just flamethrower chaos?
"My father always advised me to fight fire with fire. Well, that is why I guess he lost his job as a firefighter!"
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#124 Playing with fire, literally

"There was this firefighter that I had met for a few dates. You could get to say that she is my new flame!"
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#125 Too Hot to Handle
The fireman would always get into a bit of trouble because he was a hothead!
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#126 Electricity called, they want their catchphrase back
What did Pikachu say when he met the fire chief?
He just said, "Pikachu!"
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#127 Plot twist nobody saw coming

Why was the fire chief calling for more water during the fire?
Because the fire had taken place at a sponge factory!
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#128 Not all heroes catch remotes, apparently
When can one say that a firefighter is down?
When the remote controller slips from his hand!
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#129 Burned Out But Still Punsational
Why was the fireman depressed and sad one day?
Because he had met his old flame that day!
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#130 Fire trucks pulling puns, as always

What kind of ears will a fire pumper truck have?
They will have safety engin-ears!
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#131 Dad joke energy, lowkey peak comedy
Why did the fireman wear suspenders?
To keep his pants up.
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#132 When your commute is pure horsepower
Who rides a horse to every fire call?
The fire marshal.
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#133 Blazing a trail of shade

What sports team do firefighters root against?
Portland Trail Blazers.
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#134 Well, Smokey’s got priorities
Why are there no picnic baskets at fire stations?
Smokey the Bear always walks off with them.
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#135 Removing the secret sauce of flames
How do you put out a fire?
Take away one part of the fire tetrahedron, or the chief.
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#136 Hydration Level: Firefighter Mode

What's in the water that puts out fires?
A fire boat.
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#137 Priorities Before Emergencies
A guy calls the fire department and says, “I’ve just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.”
“Very nice,” the firefighter replies, “but what does that have to do with the fire service?”
“Well,” the man answers, “the house next door is on fire and I don’t want you to trample my front yard.”
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#138 Burnt buns? Same energy.
What did the fireman say to the clumsy baker?
"Stop dropping rolls."
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#139 Nose burned, still clueless

Why couldn’t a man smell the smoke in his room?
He’d burnt his nostril hair!
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#140 Unexpected dinner orders
What did the fireman say at Thanksgiving dinner?
"Stop, drop, and pass the rolls."
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