When it comes to risky jobs, ones that involve saving lives, you’d think there’d be no jokes about it. Well, you’d be wrong then! No matter what you do in life every occupation has its own set of work-related jokes. As is the case with the firefighter jokes! Nothing about their work is easy, however, there is still space where humor can appear, as proven by the content of this list.
From fire puns to firefighters’ preferences of their browsers, the jokes you can see here should touch almost every non-serious aspect of firefighting. So if you’re in the presence of a fireman and feel the need to crack a few firefighting jokes, we’ve gathered the best ones out there.
Whether it’s to ask a few funny questions to get the mood going, celebrate a retirement, or try to light a fire between the two of you with some sizzling-hot pick-up lines, you can use this list as an inspiration.
So, get your helmets on, grab the Pulaski, and break into this list. Vote for your favorites and comment any additional jokes about firefighters that we might’ve missed.
#61 Well, That Escalated Quickly

What happened when the fire chief googled 'Ways to start a wildfire'?
He got around 100,000 matches!
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#62 Stomping out fires, no sweat
Why are elephants excellent choices to be a firefighter or a fire chief?
They can easily stomp out forest fires!
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#63 Someone’s having a laundry day meltdown
Why was the firefighter wearing blue suspenders?
Because the red ones were still in the wash!
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#64 Burning with ambition

What should you call a fireman who is very motivated and pumped up?
You should call him a fired up man!
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#65 Plot twist: Cops see just fine too
If a fireman has two eyes, then how many eyes will a policeman have?
He, too, will have just two eyes!
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#66 Guess He’s Climbing the Family Tree
What gift did the fireman's son get as his Christmas gift?
He got a ladder from his father!
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#67 Fire Chief Bringing the Heat

"I got yelled at by the fire chief today… That guy is such a hot head."
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#68 This Pun Nearly Burned Me
Why did the rookie fireman bring a credit card to his first day?
He was told he would have to charge a hose.
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#69 Always climbing but never falling for it
"I don’t understand how firefighters can trust a ladder… They’re always up to something."
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#70 Plot Twist: Memory’s the Real Fire Hazard

"Ever walk into a room and completely forget why you were in there? Yeah, that’s why I’m no longer a fireman."
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#71 Guess he wanted to extinguish city boredom
The fireman invested a lot of money in the new piece of land downtown.
It was supposed to be an industrial hotbed!
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#72 Born to Leap, Trained to Burn
Why would firefighters be great action movie stars?
Because they have a lot of expertise in doing their own stunts!
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#73 Too Hot to Handle

The fireman would always get into a bit of trouble because he was a hothead!
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#74 Blink and it’s gone
How quickly can a forest fire start?
Lightning fast!
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#75 Firefighter or Firestar?
What do you call the heroic fireman who was featured on the evening TV news?
"Flamous".
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#76 The Firefighter’s Party Starter Pack

How can one tell that there is a firefighter at a party?
He will tell you about it.
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#77 Cold burns harder than fire
What did the iceberg say to the incoming fireman?
"If you dare to come close, I'll knock you out!"
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#78 Dream Jobs, Mixed Signals
How are firemen and cops similar to each other?
Both the groups aspire to be firefighters!
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#79 Plot twist: They were flaming heroes

Why were the Three Wise Men actually firemen?
Because they had come from afire!
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#80 Hydrant Humor That Hits Different
Why was the man who worked in a hydrant plant always late at his work?
Because one cannot park near the place!
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