When it comes to risky jobs, ones that involve saving lives, you’d think there’d be no jokes about it. Well, you’d be wrong then! No matter what you do in life every occupation has its own set of work-related jokes. As is the case with the firefighter jokes! Nothing about their work is easy, however, there is still space where humor can appear, as proven by the content of this list.
From fire puns to firefighters’ preferences of their browsers, the jokes you can see here should touch almost every non-serious aspect of firefighting. So if you’re in the presence of a fireman and feel the need to crack a few firefighting jokes, we’ve gathered the best ones out there.
Whether it’s to ask a few funny questions to get the mood going, celebrate a retirement, or try to light a fire between the two of you with some sizzling-hot pick-up lines, you can use this list as an inspiration.
So, get your helmets on, grab the Pulaski, and break into this list. Vote for your favorites and comment any additional jokes about firefighters that we might’ve missed.
#41 When your emergency plan relies on nostalgia
A farmer call the rural fire department one day.
He says, “Come quick my barns on fire, my barn’s on fire!”
The dispatcher says, “Calm down. Now just tell us how to get there.”
The farmer says, “Oh, don’t you have that big red truck any more?”
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#42 Plot twist: allergic to smoke
"They say if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen… Which is why I lost my job as a firefighter."
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#43 Firefighter humor: you had to be there
"I was telling a joke about a house that burned down to a firefighter the other day. He had to be there."
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#44 That rescue just got *too* literal
Did you hear about the fireman who was hurt rescuing a cat from a tree?
He went out on a limb.
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#45 When Your Day Job Doubles as Your Excuse
""I have to leave work," I told my boss, "my wife is stuck in a house fire!" he replied, "But you're a fireman...""
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#46 “Party Planner or Pyromaniac?”
What happens if a firefighter throws too many housewarming parties?
The police book them for arson!
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#47 When your exit knows your drama
Why did the man hug the fire exit and said everything was ok?
It had a sign that said it was alarmed.
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#48 Plot twist: the early bird gets firewood
A fireman kicks down the door of a house and carries the family out 1 by 1, but there is no fire. A week later the building catches ablaze.
He suffers from premature evacuation.
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#49 Sometimes the heat just isn’t worth it
Why did the fireman resign from the department?
The job was a bad match.
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#50 Flaming passion meets petunias
What should you call firefighters who start to grow flowers in their garden one day?
You should just call them by their name!
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#51 Welcome to House Fire Directions
What did the man say when the fireman asked him how to reach his house on fire?
He asked them to come to him via the red fire truck!
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#52 Not the kind of on-call shift they wanted
Why was the pandemic bad for the firefighters?
Because they had to work in their homes!
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#53 Goalie and Firefighter Goals
What was the name of the firefighter who was also a famous soccer coach?
His name was Hose Mourinho!
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#54 Did someone say science puns?
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant in a fire truck, then what is on the outside?
It is K9P!
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#55 This One’s Walking Out Alive
When the renowned shoe factory burned down, the firemen could only save the one shoe sole.
Guess you could say, that it was the sole survivor!
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#56 Plot twist: Tattoo flames aren’t fireproof
The man with a flame tattoo on his arms got rejected from the fire station.
This was because no one was allowed to get any firearms in the fire station!
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#57 Firefighters in Training, Apparently
Army soldiers are perfectly equipped to be a firefighter.
This is because they are used to taking fire!
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#58 Job’s so hot it’s fire
"Whenever I ask my firefighter sister how her job is going, she always replies that her job is lit!"
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#59 When Your Dream Job Fights Back
"My brother had been trying to climb the ladder at work for years now, and he was still miserable at it. He really isn't cut out to be a fireman!"
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#60 Job insecurity hits different
What is the main difference between a firefighter and a worker?
Only one out of them is scared of a firing!
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