When it comes to risky jobs, ones that involve saving lives, you’d think there’d be no jokes about it. Well, you’d be wrong then! No matter what you do in life every occupation has its own set of work-related jokes. As is the case with the firefighter jokes! Nothing about their work is easy, however, there is still space where humor can appear, as proven by the content of this list.
From fire puns to firefighters’ preferences of their browsers, the jokes you can see here should touch almost every non-serious aspect of firefighting. So if you’re in the presence of a fireman and feel the need to crack a few firefighting jokes, we’ve gathered the best ones out there.
Whether it’s to ask a few funny questions to get the mood going, celebrate a retirement, or try to light a fire between the two of you with some sizzling-hot pick-up lines, you can use this list as an inspiration.
So, get your helmets on, grab the Pulaski, and break into this list. Vote for your favorites and comment any additional jokes about firefighters that we might’ve missed.
#21 Hot take, literally
What sound do you hear when dragons sneeze?
A fire alarm.
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#22 Spice Level: Heroic

What’s on every fire department menu?
Five Alarm Chili.
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#23 Well, that escalated quickly
"The fireman looked at my burning car and said, “Any idea how it started?” I said, “I just had to use my keys.”"
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#24 Emergency dad joke vibes
What do you do when you see a fireman?
You put it out, man.
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#25 Plot twist: Hero on standby

Girl in the bar: “What do you do for a living?”
The firefighter: “I make the six o’clock news.”
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#26 Well, that escalated quickly
What direction does an elevator move in when it’s on fire?
It goes up in flames!
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#27 This Burn Deserves a Trophy
What is the type of award that one should give a firefighter?
He should be given an extinguished one!
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#28 This Is Peak Moth Energy

Why did the moth become a firefighter?
Because it liked things that were alight!
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#29 Hotter Than Your Insta Feed
"When I tell people that I work in the fire department, they say it is cool. I correct them by saying it is actually warm!"
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#30 Goals so hot they might singe you
"My friend wants to be a fireman one day because he has a lot of burning passion for the job!"
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#31 Heroes Who Never Fake It

Why would firefighters be great action movie stars?
Because they have a lot of expertise in doing their own stunts!
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#32 People Need Air, Literally
Why did the fireman say that humans are like fire?
Because if you don't give them oxygen, they die!
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#33 Firefighter Energy, But Make It Magical
In the world of magic, what could you also call a water bender?
You could call him or her a firefighter!
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#34 Straight Outta The Firehouse Romance

How did the firefighter propose to his colleague from the fire department?
He said, "You set my heart on fire!"
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#35 Well, That Escalated Quickly
What comes after a dragon lights his birthday candles?
The fire department…
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#36 Wrong Element, But Close Enough
Which superhero was the fire department always trying to recruit?
Aquaman.
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#37 When strawberries cause a standstill

Why was it taking so long for the fire fighters to get to the strawberry farm?
There was a traffic jam.
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#38 Firefighter’s Drink Hack Revealed
Why did the fireman bring a ladder to the restaurant?
He heard that drink refills were on the house.
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#39 Nothing wakes you up like alarm duty
When are firefighters best at getting out of the fire station quickly?
In the middle of the night, when they are fast asleep.
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#40 Well, that’s one way to avoid the office fire drill

It’s always good to find out you’re going to be working from home.
Unless you’re a firefighter.
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