They say that laughter is the best medicine, and nothing feels as good as laughing at yourself.
That’s the spirit behind this collection of 100 fat joke with the best intentions at heart.
These funny fat jokes aren’t designed to shame, insult, or stereotype but to playfully lighten the mood and remind us that humor is universal.
This is a safe, open space where everyone is included. Even better, you get to join the fun and vote for the jokes that get the biggest laughs.
From stand-up comedy bits and pop culture references to foodie puns and self-deprecating comedy, let us know what tickles your funny bone.
From self-deprecating one-liners and funny fat jokes that punch up rather than down, to the kind of chubby humor that gets the whole room laughing - these are the best fat jokes, ranked by you.
So, get comfortable, grab some snacks, and dive into this playful list. You might just find your new favorite joke.
#61
The worst part about being on a diet? Watching everyone else enjoy food while you sit there doing math.
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#62
I tried intermittent fasting. Turns out I was already doing it - between meals.
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#63
My nutritionist said I need to cut back on bacon, eggs, and cheese. I said, "What's left?" She said, "Depression."
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#64
I asked my trainer which exercises help reduce belly fat.
He said, "Burpees."
I said, "Excuse me."
He said, "Exactly - keep doing those."
He said, "Burpees."
I said, "Excuse me."
He said, "Exactly - keep doing those."
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#65
I read that sugar is bad for you, so I switched to honey. Now I'm fat AND broke.
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#66
My wife said I should cut out the midnight snacks. I didn't cut them out. I just moved them to 11:59.
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#67
My doctor told me jogging could add ten years to my life.
He was right - I feel ten years older already.
He was right - I feel ten years older already.
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#68
I joined a gym and told the trainer I wanted to lose weight fast.
He said, "Stand on one leg."
I said, "Will that help?"
He said, "No, but I can charge you half price."
He said, "Stand on one leg."
I said, "Will that help?"
He said, "No, but I can charge you half price."
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#69
My doctor said I need to watch my sodium. Now I only eat chips while watching TV - technically, I'm watching.
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Fat Jokes About Double Chins, Doctors, and Diets
#70
I asked my doctor how long I had to live.
He said, "Ten."
I said, "Ten what - years, months?"
He started counting: "Nine… eight…"
He said, "Ten."
I said, "Ten what - years, months?"
He started counting: "Nine… eight…"
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#71
My gym has two types of people: those who know what they're doing, and me, staring at a machine like it insulted my mother.
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#72
I haven't been to the gym in so long that my membership card expired. The card is in better shape than I am.
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#73
The doctor told me swimming was great exercise. So I drove to the pool, watched other people swim for an hour, and went home. I feel amazing.
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#74
I asked the gym instructor how long I should work out.
He said, "That depends - how long have you been ignoring it?"
I said, "Three years."
He said, "Start with thirty minutes."
He said, "That depends - how long have you been ignoring it?"
I said, "Three years."
He said, "Start with thirty minutes."
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#75
I'm not overweight - I'm just easier to see.
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#76
I'm not fat. I'm just very easy to spot in a crowd. It's basically a superpower.
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#77
They say money can't buy happiness. But it can buy snacks, which is basically the same thing.
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#78
I told my friend I was reading a book on anti-gravity.
He said, "Is it good?"
I said, "I can't put it down." Neither can I put down the sandwich I'm holding.
He said, "Is it good?"
I said, "I can't put it down." Neither can I put down the sandwich I'm holding.
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#79
My body is a temple. Unfortunately, it's one of those ancient ones that's falling apart and attracts tourists.
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Mean Fat Jokes That Hit a Little Too Close
#80
I tried to write a joke about my weight, but it got too heavy.
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