They say that laughter is the best medicine, and nothing feels as good as laughing at yourself.
That’s the spirit behind this collection of 100 fat joke with the best intentions at heart.
These funny fat jokes aren’t designed to shame, insult, or stereotype but to playfully lighten the mood and remind us that humor is universal.
This is a safe, open space where everyone is included. Even better, you get to join the fun and vote for the jokes that get the biggest laughs.
From stand-up comedy bits and pop culture references to foodie puns and self-deprecating comedy, let us know what tickles your funny bone.
From self-deprecating one-liners and funny fat jokes that punch up rather than down, to the kind of chubby humor that gets the whole room laughing - these are the best fat jokes, ranked by you.
So, get comfortable, grab some snacks, and dive into this playful list. You might just find your new favorite joke.
#41
How did the American lose weight so quickly?
He switched to the metric system.
He switched to the metric system.
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#42
My obese parrot died today.
It’s sad, but it’s also a huge weight off my shoulders.
It’s sad, but it’s also a huge weight off my shoulders.
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#43
I burned 2,000 calories yesterday.
That’s the last time I take a nap with brownies in the oven!
That’s the last time I take a nap with brownies in the oven!
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#44
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I do it in front of a mirror.
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#45
Why should you carry a cookie in each hand?
To get a balanced diet!
To get a balanced diet!
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#46
Yo mama’s so into snacks, even her cookie jar has a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on it.
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#47
Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate?
She was on a crash diet!
She was on a crash diet!
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#48
A woman goes to the doctor because she is struggling to lose weight.
She tells the doctor that she has tried all kinds of diets and exercise programs, but nothing seems to be working.
The doctor says, “Don’t worry, I have a special remedy. Just eat a small piece of sesame cracker with unsweetened tea three times a day for a month. Then check in with me again”.
A month later, the woman comes back even larger than before.
When the doctor asks if she followed his advice, she says, “Yes, I took the cracker and tea three times a day before every meal!”
She tells the doctor that she has tried all kinds of diets and exercise programs, but nothing seems to be working.
The doctor says, “Don’t worry, I have a special remedy. Just eat a small piece of sesame cracker with unsweetened tea three times a day for a month. Then check in with me again”.
A month later, the woman comes back even larger than before.
When the doctor asks if she followed his advice, she says, “Yes, I took the cracker and tea three times a day before every meal!”
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#49
I have a love-hate relationship with my scale.
It loves to remind me of my weight, and I hate its honesty.
It loves to remind me of my weight, and I hate its honesty.
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Fat Jokes for Snack Lovers and Cheat Day Champions
#50
Why did the overweight fishmonger not worry about his weight?
Because it was all mussel.
Because it was all mussel.
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#51
I wanted to go skinny-dipping this summer…
But I’ll settle for chubby-dipping instead.
But I’ll settle for chubby-dipping instead.
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#52
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles fell out.
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#53
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Nutella.
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#54
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks by the TV, you miss three episodes.
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#55
Yo mama's so fat, NASA studies her orbit.
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#56
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
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#57
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw her feet was in a photo.
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#58
I told my nutritionist I eat like a bird. She said, "A bird eats half its body weight every day." She wasn't wrong.
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#59
I went on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days.
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Funny Fat People Jokes for a Quick Laugh
#60
My wife told me to watch what I eat. So now I eat with my eyes open.
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