They say that laughter is the best medicine, and nothing feels as good as laughing at yourself.
That’s the spirit behind this collection of 100 fat joke with the best intentions at heart.
These funny fat jokes aren’t designed to shame, insult, or stereotype but to playfully lighten the mood and remind us that humor is universal.
This is a safe, open space where everyone is included. Even better, you get to join the fun and vote for the jokes that get the biggest laughs.
From stand-up comedy bits and pop culture references to foodie puns and self-deprecating comedy, let us know what tickles your funny bone.
From self-deprecating one-liners and funny fat jokes that punch up rather than down, to the kind of chubby humor that gets the whole room laughing - these are the best fat jokes, ranked by you.
So, get comfortable, grab some snacks, and dive into this playful list. You might just find your new favorite joke.
#21
Mark is telling his friend John about something that happened recently.
“A millionaire saw my wife and told me that he would pay her weight in gold”.
Mark can’t believe it. “What did you say?”
“I asked him if he could wait a month,” John says.
“So you can think about it?”
“No,” says John, “so I have time to make her fat.”
“A millionaire saw my wife and told me that he would pay her weight in gold”.
Mark can’t believe it. “What did you say?”
“I asked him if he could wait a month,” John says.
“So you can think about it?”
“No,” says John, “so I have time to make her fat.”
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#22
A wife comes home one day and tells her overweight husband, “I’ve bought you a new weight loss tape”.
The husband says, “We don’t have a tape recorder, how am I going to use it?”
The wife replies, “It goes over your mouth.”
The husband says, “We don’t have a tape recorder, how am I going to use it?”
The wife replies, “It goes over your mouth.”
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#23
Yo mama's so fat, Google Maps shows a detour around her.
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#24
I’m on the seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.
I see food and I eat it.
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#25
A mother was trying to teach her 5-year-old son about healthy eating habits. He had a sweet tooth, and she told him that eating too much junk food would make him fat.
Later that day, they were in line at the bank, and a pregnant lady with a visible baby bump was standing behind them.
Remembering the conversation about eating too much, the boy turned around with a smirk on his face and announced to the lady: “I know what you’ve been doing!”
Later that day, they were in line at the bank, and a pregnant lady with a visible baby bump was standing behind them.
Remembering the conversation about eating too much, the boy turned around with a smirk on his face and announced to the lady: “I know what you’ve been doing!”
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#26
Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago to lose some weight.
His wife proposed that they should have one cheat day.
She brought home McDonald's, KFC, and Burger King, and Bob brought home his secretary.
His wife proposed that they should have one cheat day.
She brought home McDonald's, KFC, and Burger King, and Bob brought home his secretary.
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#27
Two days into my diet, and I've removed all of the junk food from my house.
It was delicious.
It was delicious.
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The Ones That Make You Laugh At Yourself
#28
My wife signed us both up for a marathon. I said, "Honey, I can't run 26 miles." She said, "It's fine, they have water stations every mile." I said, "Will they have snacks?" She hasn't spoken to me since. I finished the chips though.
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#29
I’m a light eater.
As soon as the light goes on, I start eating.
As soon as the light goes on, I start eating.
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#30
What is a group of chubby newborns called?
Heavy infantry.
Heavy infantry.
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#31
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
A four-chin teller.
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#32
My wife commented that I was getting rather chubby and round.
I said, “No worries, dear, I’ll bounce back.”
I said, “No worries, dear, I’ll bounce back.”
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#33
The doctor told me to lose some weight.
I asked, “How?”
He said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
As I left, I said, “Thank you, Doctor.”
And he replied, “You’re welcome, Fatty.”
I asked, “How?”
He said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
As I left, I said, “Thank you, Doctor.”
And he replied, “You’re welcome, Fatty.”
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#34
Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi - she's already a hotspot.
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#35
Why did the fat guy go to the gym?
He wanted to get some snacks-ercise in before dinner.
He wanted to get some snacks-ercise in before dinner.
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#36
My wife says I’m getting fat…
But in my defence, I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
But in my defence, I’ve had a lot on my plate recently.
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#37
“I grew up in Malden. Genetically, I was born to be as close to Kelly’s Roast Beef as possible” (John Pinette)
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#38
Why do you never see an overweight ghost?
They are always being exorcized.
They are always being exorcized.
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#39
A little boy sits next to a pregnant woman on a park bench.
He asks, “Why do you look so fat?”
She replies, “I have a baby inside me”.
The boy thinks for a moment, then asks, “Is it a good baby?”
“Yes,” the pregnant woman says.
“Then why did you eat it?!”
He asks, “Why do you look so fat?”
She replies, “I have a baby inside me”.
The boy thinks for a moment, then asks, “Is it a good baby?”
“Yes,” the pregnant woman says.
“Then why did you eat it?!”
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Fat Jokes To Make Someone Cry (Or At Least Wince)
#40
I am on a strict diet of 1,200 calories per day.
Luckily, the doctor didn’t say anything about the nights!
Luckily, the doctor didn’t say anything about the nights!
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