There might be days when you need some fast food jokes to pass the time. They are as easy to consume as the food itself. Like the Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants, there is a secret behind the many funny jokes about fast food. With so many fast food varieties to choose from, the same goes for the jokes about them. Some of the best fast food jokes have a familiar formula behind them.
Everything depends on the preparation of it and the grand punchline. For example, McDonald's jokes take a stab at the brand and the products they offer. Like a goldmine, happy meals and big macs are just waiting to become a subject of a joke. You can’t go wrong with burger jokes due to how much they get eaten every day. Sushi jokes and others are more delicate due to their lesser popularity.
Looking for some funny food jokes to use at the next get-together with friends you are going to? Well, you might be in luck. Below, we have compiled some of the best jokes the internet could ever provide. If there is a joke that stuck with you — leave an upvote. On the other hand, if you have a version of your own, be sure to share it in the comments below.
#61
What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King?
"WOPPAAAH!"
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#62
Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonald's?
It's called the "Pursuit of Happy Meals".
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#63
"Your mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince."
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#64
Where do burgers like to dance?
At a meat ball!
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#65
Our local monastery has opened a fast food outlet. I went in and said to the guy, "Hi, are you the deep-fat fryer?" He said, "No, I'm the chip monk."
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#66
The ancient Romans would be saddened to know how many of their advances we'd forgotten. Aquaducts, fast food, underfloor heating... But hey, it's all water over the bridge.
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#67
What’s the most aggressive fast-food business right now?
Nacho's business.
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#68
What does a shark call a jet skier?
Fast food.
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#69
I'm really looking forward to the World Cup-themed McDonald's burger.
"The Qatar Pounder."
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#70
How does a burger introduce his wife?
"Meet Patty."
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#71
"I went to McDonald's, Wendy’s, and Burger Kings. All the fries were burnt! Then I realized it was Black Fryday."
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#72
"I put out a poll to see if anyone out there was interested in insect-based burgers. All I’m hearing are crickets!"
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#73
"I went on a date the other night. She took out the pickles from her burger and cut them in half. For me, that's a dill breaker."
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#74
What did the boy say when he chased the food?
"That’s fast food!"
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#75
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?
A hoppy meal.
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#76
What do race horses eat?
Fast food.
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#77
Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?
They told him the meal was on the house!
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#78
How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it a meatball.
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#79
A fast food employee dropped my burger patty on the floor before serving it to me.
They said it was ground beef.
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#80
Where do fast food places get those square fish for the filet-o-fish sandwiches?
From the asquarium.
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