There might be days when you need some fast food jokes to pass the time. They are as easy to consume as the food itself. Like the Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants, there is a secret behind the many funny jokes about fast food. With so many fast food varieties to choose from, the same goes for the jokes about them. Some of the best fast food jokes have a familiar formula behind them.
Everything depends on the preparation of it and the grand punchline. For example, McDonald's jokes take a stab at the brand and the products they offer. Like a goldmine, happy meals and big macs are just waiting to become a subject of a joke. You can’t go wrong with burger jokes due to how much they get eaten every day. Sushi jokes and others are more delicate due to their lesser popularity.
Looking for some funny food jokes to use at the next get-together with friends you are going to? Well, you might be in luck. Below, we have compiled some of the best jokes the internet could ever provide. If there is a joke that stuck with you — leave an upvote. On the other hand, if you have a version of your own, be sure to share it in the comments below.
#41
What do you call a vampire who works the night shift at a fast food restaurant?
"Count Spatula!"
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#42
Have you heard about the activist group that fights for ceramic containers in fast-food restaurants? They call themselves the "Bowl movement".
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#43
What do you get when you mix breaking bad with fast food?
Walter Whitecastle, aka "Heisenburger."
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#44
Why do Cannibals go to Germany when they want some fast food?
Because it's full of Frankfurters and Hamburgers.
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#45
Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn't stop making jokes?
He was on a roll!
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#46
Where do monkeys go to get their fast food?
"Burger Kong."
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#47
What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat?
Wendy's.
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#48
What was "The Mountain’s" favorite fast-food restaurant?
"Popeyes."
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#49
A guy goes to a fast food shop. He asks the worker for a burger without onions. The lady takes a couple of minutes inside the kitchen and comes back saying, "I'm sorry darling, but we've run out of onions, can I offer you a burger without tomatoes instead?"
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#50
What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?
"McLady."
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#51
What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?
"Do you want flies with that?"
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#52
Potato chips are like car company. They are very good at making airbags.
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#53
What's the most important ingredient in a business burger?
The deal pickle!
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#54
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was on the other side.
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#55
Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC?
To see a chicken strip.
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#56
"Most people want a perfect relationship. I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials."
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#57
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast-food restaurant?
"Chick Fillet."
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#58
How much is a lifetime supply of fast food?
Not much.
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#59
"I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up Pizza and Coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy. She still regrets letting me name the kids."
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#60
What does the sun get with it's sandwich?
Light mayo.
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