There might be days when you need some fast food jokes to pass the time. They are as easy to consume as the food itself. Like the Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants, there is a secret behind the many funny jokes about fast food. With so many fast food varieties to choose from, the same goes for the jokes about them. Some of the best fast food jokes have a familiar formula behind them.
Everything depends on the preparation of it and the grand punchline. For example, McDonald's jokes take a stab at the brand and the products they offer. Like a goldmine, happy meals and big macs are just waiting to become a subject of a joke. You can’t go wrong with burger jokes due to how much they get eaten every day. Sushi jokes and others are more delicate due to their lesser popularity.
Looking for some funny food jokes to use at the next get-together with friends you are going to? Well, you might be in luck. Below, we have compiled some of the best jokes the internet could ever provide. If there is a joke that stuck with you — leave an upvote. On the other hand, if you have a version of your own, be sure to share it in the comments below.
#81
What happens when you cross a chicken with a turbocharger?
Fast food.
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#82
Why do the French like escargot so much?
Well, they've long expressed their disdain for fast food.
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#83
Did you hear about McDonald's?
They eggspanded the breakfast menu.
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#84
"Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house. It was delicious."
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#85
What is a cannibal's favorite fast food?
HANDburgers.
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#86
A ghost sits down at a restaurant table and orders a burger and a drink. He confirms his order and the waiter asks him, "Do you want frights with that?"
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#87
"My co-worker is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheeseburger.
It was mine."
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#88
"I'm starting a new business tomorrow.
It will be a gym for two weeks in January, and then a beer and burger place for the rest of the year. I'm calling it, 'Resolutions.'"
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#89
What is classical music's only reference to a fast food franchise?
Taco Bell's Canon.
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