There might be days when you need some fast food jokes to pass the time. They are as easy to consume as the food itself. Like the Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants, there is a secret behind the many funny jokes about fast food. With so many fast food varieties to choose from, the same goes for the jokes about them. Some of the best fast food jokes have a familiar formula behind them.
Everything depends on the preparation of it and the grand punchline. For example, McDonald's jokes take a stab at the brand and the products they offer. Like a goldmine, happy meals and big macs are just waiting to become a subject of a joke. You can’t go wrong with burger jokes due to how much they get eaten every day. Sushi jokes and others are more delicate due to their lesser popularity.
Looking for some funny food jokes to use at the next get-together with friends you are going to? Well, you might be in luck. Below, we have compiled some of the best jokes the internet could ever provide. If there is a joke that stuck with you — leave an upvote. On the other hand, if you have a version of your own, be sure to share it in the comments below.
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"I have been reading so many bad things lately about how all the bad things sugar and junk food could do to me, so my New Year's resolution is no more reading."
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#22
What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?
Fry-day and Sundae!
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#23
The first rule of Fast Food management:
"Always put the employee with the worst accent on the drive-through."
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#24
Which fast food chain would be a good basketball player?
"Dunkin' Donuts."
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#25
What did one angry pizza say to the other?
"You want a piece of me?"
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#26
What type of burger isn't allowed on the Titanic?
An iceburger.
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#27
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger Alarms.
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#28
Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
Because its finger licking good!
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#29
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
A Big Mac.
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#30
"Every time I eat fast food I can talk to dead people. Maybe I should quit ordering the medium fries."
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#31
What did the pirate say when he dropped his fast food order?
"Arrr! Me harteys!!!"
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#32
What was favorite Steve Jobs' fast food?
Big Mac.
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#33
What do you call a Burger King on a deserted island?
"Lord of the fries."
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#34
What did Little Caesars say to Wendy's?
"You'll always have a pizza my heart."
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#35
How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five: One to screw in the light bulb, and four to protest in front of McDonald's.
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#36
What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
"You're dill-icious!"
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#37
Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
They can’t stand fast food.
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#38
Why does McDonald’s always seem so fun?
"Time fries while you’re there."
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#39
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
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#40
Did you hear about the time Billy Crystal took Meg Ryan to McDonald's?
It's "When Harry Fed Sally".
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