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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
CuriositiesNOV 17, 2016

Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

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Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
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#1441

Open it. The first five are sacrificed. The Gods will be pleased.
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#1442

Open the door on the left.
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#1443

Tape the doors shut with some masking tape. Move the unit forward and then tilt the unit back very very slowly. Get somebody to Place cushions under the front legs. Untape the doors, open them, grab the plates/bowls. Go online and buy a rack for them to be stored in the cabinet properly.
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#1444

Tweet Trump. He will say this is another Chinese hoax. Problem solved. Ps you can build a wall outside the cupboard too. #chineseproblem #trumpsolution
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#1445

cut the glass out above it
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#1446

Open the door, let them fall, clean the mess, replace with styrofoam bowls.
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#1447

Simple!
Judging by the handle, (lower left of picture), it is a sliding door... Slide the door a little to the right, enough to get your hand in, and start re-stacking the plates... they cannot fall forward any further.
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#1448

Tie duct tape on a string then shimmy string behind cupboard to strategic points and pull tape from bottom to top. Repeat until plates are secure. Open cupboard.
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#1449

Get a long kitchen utensil, spatula (rubber if possible) slightly open the door and be ready to push them back to the right of the slanted plates!
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#1450

Get a mattress and then open it, make sure there is a barrier like cardboard surrounding the mattress so that the plates don't fly anywhere
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#1451

Hit Ctrl+alt+del to open up the task manager, force shut down the cabinet and reopen it from an earlier point in time when your files were okay.
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#1452

Go to Greece adopt Greek nationality come home and throw a Greek party where they smash plates voila! I thank you!
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#1453

Have a drink and say fuck it.
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#1454

Slide door open until the door frame reaches near the plate. The pates are interlocked with each other their will be slight movement but it won't come crashing down. Use a bedding sheet to hold all plates and move plates back up into place safety.
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#1455

As Nigel Thornberry would say SMASHING!
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#1456

Did you try Wombo?
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#1457

Buy a glass cutter and cut the glass pane out of the one next to it then push the plates back on the shelf then replace the glass pane . Glass doesn't cost that much.
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#1458

Fly your house to space. No gravity there!! Open cupboard while moving carefully, take plates out, navigate back to earth. Problem solved!
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#1459

Step 1: Don't.
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#1460

You need the Indian in the cupboard. Slightly open the cabinet enough to allow him to slide in and he will take care of everything.
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