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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
CuriositiesNOV 17, 2016

Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

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Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
More info: Facebook (h/t)

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#1141

Leave the fine art alone.
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#1142

Big bowl of cornstarch and water, then open the cupboard slowly? Might absorb some of the damage
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#1143

Skydive with the cupboard, open door and arrange the dishes.
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#1144

Tell the plates to quit being disrespectful and return to their assigned seats.
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#1145

Open a tiny bit, use a funnel to fill with beachsand, put it on back and open safely. Alternatively, take it in a plane, freejump and arrange in mid air... should work!
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#1146

Put it in rice.
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#1147

use pillow or cusion or big water container to reduce impact on floor.
Open door and react as fast as possible to stop more dishes to move ! get some extra hands for help !
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#1148

Open the door just enough for you to insert a inflatable pool lifesaver or pool matress, leaving the the tip out, inflate it.
Open the door carefully.
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#1149

Top left glass pane shoot it with BB gun so glass breaks quickly and doesn't move plates reach in and you are done
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#1150

Put pillows or a mattress below the cupboard. As it opens let it fall on them.
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#1151

Open VERY slightly. Slide in a metal T-bar. Turn it sideways to prop up bowls until you can get your arm in the hold up the bowls.
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#1152

Take gender study,graduate,dye your hair red,wear big glasses,become a feminist and blame it on the patriarchy.Success rate -100% but now you can blame the patriachy.
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#1153

Just leave it like that. Keep the photo you took of these plates. Then compile all these answers and keep it for the next generation. Your grandchild and great grand child will either have something to brag about or embarrassment to carry for the rest of their lives. Or smash everything and get it over and done with.
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#1154

Use a sheet of thin plastic acrylic (or two)between the door and shelving. his should be strong enough to support the plates long enough for you to get to the plates.
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#1155

Grab several pillows to place on the floor to catch the fragile porcelain plates. I'd do that.
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#1156

Put pillows on the ground then open
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#1157

Get a neighbour to help. Open the door slowly until said friend can hold the plates in place, move them slowly and carefully onto the counter and put them back in neatly.
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#1158

Get a glass cutter a carefully cut a pane out
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#1159

You need to devise an event that violates the second law of thermodynamics. Reverse entropy. Such as an anti-earthquake, or better still give the cupboard enough time that it spontaneously bursts into life. It's internals will re-arrange themselves to a more efficient system.
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#1160

Move whole thing a foot or two forward then lean it back against the wall. If you get it right it should be safe to open.
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