Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

It's simple, you're fucked...

Slide the door gently to right and reach the plates!

Slide a large sturdy piece of cardboard between plates and glass then open glad while supporting cardboard.
Or tilt the cabinet back then open door.

Slide cupboard forward and take off the back panel to expose them from the back, might break some but not all

Lay cabinet on its back

Get a piece of cardboard, large enough to just cover the front. Slightly open the door and start sliding the cardboard in and up, the cardboard should help keep the items in place, and be pliable enough for you to be able to push them back into place.

Crack open door.slide sturdy cardboard in front of dishes leaving enough room to get your arm behind to remove dishes.may help to get help holding cardboard and place a basket with a thick towel under door in case you miss a few and aide in the clean up and never stack them high enough to have them topple again.someone could be under there next time and they push the door open

Some of the suggestions here are flat out stupid. I understand this seems to be a stupid question in itself so the stupid responses are expected.
Best one is probably the only one and that is to break the window on the right and remove the dishes thru the broken window.

Get out magic wand, the spell is "wingardium Leviosa." Say the spell as you swish and flick. If you're a Muggle, get Harry or Hermione. Ron is a bit of a cluts.

Put earbuds in, blast music, close you're eyes(real tight), pull door open, turn around and run (very fast) out the door, jump in the car and drive away, go shopping, get a massage, pedicure or whatever you like to do to relax. when you are done doing some thing relaxing go home, take a deep breath (before walking in door), look at smashed dishes and start demanding answers. Look at the kids, the dog, the husband (especially him) and demand to know who did it. Pour a drink while hubby cleans up

Build a time machine. Go back in time to 2 minutes before you put these dishes in the cupboard. Warn your past self not to do it.
Try and believe your future self. Come back to the future.
DID YOU BELIEVE?

Put a lot of blankets on the floor . Put the cabinet on the floor really slowly and open the back .

Put a few large comferters on the floor with a few pillows as well. Then simply open it.

Close door on right toward left just touching plate. Then same action to left- sided door. Reach in refit door and go back to fourth plate. Jiggle plates to compress into compact stack and pull out. Then easily compact loose plates on shelf and open desired door.

use a glass cutter, cut the pane beside the fallen dishes. reach in carefully restack dishes. get a new pane of glass cut. Dishes safe, inexpensive solution.

Inhale, exhale, and ponder the Time/Space continuum.

I would cut the glass above the bowls and re-stack them before opening the door.

(1) Pierce a hole through the top of the cupboard and fill with sand.
(2) Then, tilt on the back side and open the door.
(3) Remove plates and clean from sand.

Pull entire cupboard out, slowly and carefully... Lay down flat on it's back. Open doors a retrieve bowls intact. Easy :-)

cut the glass in the door