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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
CuriositiesNOV 17, 2016

Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

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Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
More info: Facebook (h/t)

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#4101

Post a letter to Hermione Granger, Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry asking her to use her time turner to properly stack the dishes. Get a house elf, and tell it that the dishes must always remain safely stacked. Elf magic is powerful so, if your newly acquired elf successfully casts a no til spell on the dishes and cabinet, you can reward it with an article of clothing, thereby giving it its freedom.
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#4102

If the cupboard can tip backwards then tip it backwards so the dishes will back away from the glass.
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#4103

Just break the glass on the top so you can take out the plates easily. Glass cover can be replaced.
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#4104

Tip it backwards until you can open it or use a glass cutter and replace the glass
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#4105

Push out that piece of glass pull away fram remove all plates
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#4106

Try looking at the cupboard,
Lay down,
Then cry.
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#4107

Break out the glass pane in the top left corner of the cabinet. You can then reach in and re-stack the dishes and then open the cabinet door. I can't imagine it costing more than $30 to replace the one glass pane.
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#4108

turn on kitchen sink, bathroom sink, tub, etc... And plug the drains. Make sure all of the homes doors and windows are closed and sealed. Proceed to fill the house with water and then open cabinet
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#4109

Seek out famed and legendary Jedi Master Luke Skywalker in the Ahch-To system and get him to teach you about the force. Just remember to prepare a lightsaber as an offering.
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#4110

Very slowly & carefully tilt the entire cabinet back until it is flat on the floor.Slowly open cabinet door and remove all China from cabinet. Set it back up with a very thin splint so that it ever so slightly tilts back. Put all the China back in cabinet. Sit down and have your favorite beverage! Voila!!!
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#4111

Fill the room's floor with as many cushions as you can find and as near to the cupboard as you can get them, then, open it
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#4112

Break glass in case of emergency.
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#4113

Get all your pillows and make a fort. Now u dont need the plates
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#4114

Oh, and don't worry about tha vase..
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#4115

"Oh, and don't worry about the vase.." There is no spoon.
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#4116

My answer would be to procure a large number of soft pillows and down comforters. Stack them under the cupboard and open safely. There may be breaks, but it is safer this way.
Should that not appeal to you, there is always the option of praying to Cthulhu.
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#4117

Just undo.....simple!
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#4118

... put 2 double bed mattresses on d floor... n then open carefully... quite simple...
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#4119

Cut through the side of the cupboard. Set the dishes back up and open the door without worries. Then when you feel like doing work, nail the part of the side of the cupboard tha you cut out (you can even get your husband to do this!).
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#4120

Part 1: Drill a hole in the upstairs floor large enough to pass your hand through it. Re-stack the plates. Fill the hole with a recessed lamp. Now you have a nice lamp shining on your precious plates. Part 2: Install a web cam and broadcast "Plate Cam" in case they fall over again and you need to repeat this again.
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