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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
CuriositiesNOV 17, 2016

Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

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Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
More info: Facebook (h/t)

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#3601

That sucks!
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#3602

Hire 30 midgets from the nearest circus and have them stand very close together. Open the door superfast and have evert midgets catch one plate each. Whomever ends up without a plate do not get paid.
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#3603

#STFU and move on..
P.S. Nothing's left in this relationship.
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#3604

Really quick hands with cat reflexes could do it. Or ask someone to help you lay the cabinet onto it's back and then open without risk.
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#3605

You need three people. The one on the left stands there with a thick blanket, one person is below with another thick blanket while the one to the right will open the door. The person on the bottom has to be the fastest to stuff her blanket in so when the plates fall they fall softer. The other one standing with the blanket also has to be fast and try to catch the falling plates as soon as possible. Some might fall and break, but maybe if you are lucky some will be saved.
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#3606

Вырезать алмазным стеклорезом стекло находящееся слева выше . И спокойно все достать. Затем вставить другое стекло в шкаф. Затраты минимальные, я бы не думала даже об этом и сделала все сама, засняв все на видео и выложила бы это в инет.
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#3607

Have some fun. Let er rip. Mosaic a table with the result and laugh at the story to tell. They're just dishes.
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#3608

Step 1: buy a chick
Step 2: raise this chick into a chicken
Step 3: While raising this chick, grow some carrots, potatoes, maybe some other veggies.
Step 4: When the chicken is fully grown, but still young, kill it for the meat
Step 5: Harvest said planted veggies
Step 6: cook up some Chicken Noodle Soup
Step 7: realize that you have just made soup, but all of your bowls are inaccessible.
Step 8: open the cabinet on the left of the picture, and cut out the wood dividing wall so you have access
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#3609

Realize that all matter is condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death and life is dream with the imagination of ourselves. Then you won't care that your dishes have broken because of your insignificant existence. :)
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#3610

Video yourself opening the door. When video goes viral on YouTube, buy new crockery with proceeds and enjoy your newfound virtual fame.
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#3611

Try catching it before it drops.
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#3612

Get one of those cat burger sets with the suction cup and glass cutters. Use a step stool tall enough that you can use the glass cutter device to remove the two side-by-side glass panes just above the ones the dishes are supported by. Make sure you are high up enough that you can reach into the open panes and down to easily remove the dishes.
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#3613

First, leave your husband and your children. Never see them again (THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP). Then, take advanced physics courses, study quantum mechanics. Study the phenomenon that is known as Quantum Entanglement, this will provide you the power of moving past the speed of light - time travel. Time travel back to save the dishes, but then realize you don't have to because your husbands new wife, Stacy, has figured out an easier method. Thats the only solution.
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#3614

Build a spaceship around the house, send the house out of the stratosphere, where there is no gravity, and open the cupboard. You must collect all the plates while you stay there. Easy.
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#3615

Learn the art of Kintsugi, open cupboard, make plates better.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi
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#3616

Call the flash or quick silver. They can either phase thru the glass or simply catch them one by one
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#3617

use a jigsaw to saw a circle in the top left pane of glass get a ladder to stand on and slide your hand through to remove the dishes that are about to fall and then stack the dishes properly as this pic is not good for my OCD
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#3618

grab 'em by the pussy
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#3619

Take down the cabinet and then lay it down to open
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#3620

Bring it to the space station.....duhhh!
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