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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
CuriositiesNOV 17, 2016

Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

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Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
More info: Facebook (h/t)

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#3481

Put pillows on the floor so when the dishes fall to the ground they won't break
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#3482

Open it just enough so a tiny little man can squeeze on in. NOTE: Man must either have slightly proportionate strength, though strength of a normal human compressed in an ant-sized man could make the dishes crack a thing the slightest touch, not enough strength and your ant person may be sacrified saving the dishes.
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#3483

Shoot...... the glass
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#3484

Do the fireman way. Put something soft at the bottom(cushion) where you can expect the plates to fall and open the cupboard.
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#3485

Remove one of the unaffected pane glass of the cupboard then you can re-arrange them again or take them out!
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#3486

git pull origin master
git checkout -b cupboard-hotfix
git revert HEAD
*** make necessary changes to stabilize plates ***
*** run a thorough qa test ***
git add .
git commit -m "Greatest fix of all time"
git checkout master
git merge cupboard-hotfix
git push origin master
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#3487

Call David Blain and have him make them disappear. Then open the cabinet and build a wider shelf. When he makes them reappear they will be on the shelf! Duh!
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#3488

If you're able to get a running start and sprint as fast as possible you should be able to phase through the cupboard and re stack them. If you're fast enough you might travel back in time to where the plates were nicely stacked. But you would have to keep track of time and make sure they don't fall again. Time traveling is risky. By doing so, you might replace a couple falling plates with something worse.
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#3489

Get some gnomes to help!
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#3490

Usually hutches separate the top from bottom. If this one separates take top off and lay flat on back . The rest of dishes will move some but should be OK. And then you can take all dishes out . Return top hutch and put all the dishes back in.
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#3491

Slide a piece of glass or cardboard through the door to hold the dinnerware up, open door. Ta-da!
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#3492

Why wouldn't you just open the other door and slide your hand in to hold the bowls so they don't fall?
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#3493

Kill yourself- then you don't have to worry about the plates.
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#3494

Get a sack of packing peanuts under the cabinet, open the door, the falling bowls will fall into the packing peanuts. Because there is air inbetween the peanuts, the bowls will drop deep in the sack and not break.
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#3495

hold a large trash can under the door and letter rip!!! problem solved ...no clean up!!! lol!!!!! replace as needed lol!!!
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#3496

Cut class row horizontally below where the dishes are to open, grab bed foam and push up to dishes foam protects from large fall. Have person hold the foam while they move the cabinet out and unscrew or cut the back wall.
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#3497

Why don't you just open the other side of the cupboard door and rearrange everything?
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#3498

Remove the entire cupboard without opening the door, then rotate it slowly to let gravity gently put it down against the back, then open the door! :D
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#3499

Do you have a daughter? Tell any suitor asking for her hand in marriage that they must first open the cupboard without breaking any plates.
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#3500

Place lots of pillow on the floor.. n let the plate fell on the pillow
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