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Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses
CuriositiesNOV 17, 2016

Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

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Drop whatever you're doing, we have a situation in here! A stay-at-home mother has posted a picture of the 'impossible to open' cupboard and she needs your tips to open it without destroying these precious porcelain plates.
'A cupboard that can never be opened,' - read the caption. Of course, you can never throw words like 'never' online because soon after posting, the army of kind-hearted internauts came pouring in (16,000 reactions and 456 comments) to help this lady with getting her plates to safety.
What would you do in this situation? Post your answers below!
Update: The photo was actually taken after an earthquake in the Tottori Prefecture on October 21st, in a hotel owned by the Kishida family.
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#3161

That looks like a sliding door. If so, just open it a bit at a time (hoping the front bowl slides on the inside surface of the glass) until you can get a skinny arm in there to hold the bowls in place as you more fully open the door. What could go wrong? ;-)
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#3162

Call Mary Poppins and "snap" the jobs a game!
Or
Substitutionary locomotion!!
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#3163

First, you must take the red pill, and then you must realize that there are no bowels.
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#3164

Just go to User preference and Click Reset to Factory Default.
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#3165

Can the door be slid open or does it open like a regular door? If it's a slid door just slide it slightly open and reach in n move them if not break the glass prob cheaper in the long run.
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#3166

Just Go to User Preferences and Click Reset to Default Settings.
You're Welcome!
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#3167

Carefully slide the cabinet forward enough that you have space to can tilt it backwards towards the wall. Once the cabinet is angled, the plates will likely be sitting in a different position and you can safely open the cabinet.
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#3168

Ctrl Z
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#3169

Remove the hinges, slowly tilt the door towards yourself. The dishes that are unstable will slowly slide down to where you can reach and remove.
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#3170

Big box half full of packing peanuts. Have 2 people with buckets full of packing peanuts. Simultaneously open the cabnit and pour the packing peanuts into the box. Some will break a bunch won't.
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#3171

Just when you thought you were getting a free plate for the price of one! BAM! stuck! Insert another quarter and try again!
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#3172

Open the cupboard from the back.
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#3173

Leave it alone, Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil ["Sorry!"], grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
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#3174

Don't open it and don't do anything. You probably don't use them anyway.
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#3175

Well, there are a few spells you could use. One option is to cast float. Then you can open up the cabinet, grab the offending dishware, cast dispel on them and restack.
Another option is to cast stop or slowga. If you use slowga, you'll still need to be quick about grabing them before they hit the floor. Again, once you have grabbed them all, cast dispel, restack, and replace into the coupbard!
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#3176

Bust out the top window it's cheaper than the plates!
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#3177

Put the whole cupboard in rice overnight.
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#3178

Cut a hole in the top of the cabinet big enough for your hand to fit, arrange bowls so they won't fall then have husband install in-cabinet lighting to cover up hole. Alternatively enlist your mother-in-laws assistance and when she breaks the dishes she will be obligated to treat you better - make sure you milk it good with a great deal of wailing and beating of your chest over the destruction of your family's precious heirloom dishes saved from the Titanic by your great grandmother Rose.
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#3179

You have to break the window under the bowls. Then hold the bowls with one while slowly and carefully opening the door. An extra pair of hands would be handy.
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#3180

Don't. You have plenty of plates in the cabinet to the left. Use those.
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