Mom Asks The Internet To Help Her Open This Cupboard, Here Are The Responses

Easy!! Find the first derivative of the function that predicts the curve of the falling dishes. Mark the critical points and take note that the function is always decreasing. Find the second derivative to more thoroughly sketch the function and its concaves, and flection points. Set pillows and soft cushions to catch the dishes in the precisely calculated points. Problem solved! Math to the rescue!

Burn d house in that case you will not be worried about broken plates ur worries will be on the burning house...lol

Leave it, kitchen Art who's got it these days?.

Depends on how precious the porcelain plates are. If porcelain plates are more precious than the top window part, couldn't you just remove a section of the top window - Method: idk maybe score a section of the top window that gives you enough room to access the plates. To remove the scored piece you can use a suction cup. You'd be able to carefully fix everything from above without having it all come crashing down.
I wouldnt suggest smashing the window, as that causes an input to the system at

Cover all the glass with vinyl so someone else will open the cupboard and replace the plates for you.

If you open the door, they will fall. So, you just need to get long piece of cardboard (2 or 3 meters) and move it from the bottom under the door. Open door, things will fall, but slide on the cardboard, so you can convert the direction from falling vertically to sliding horizontally on the floor...

Move your bedroom to the kitchen, place the bed under the door with dishes , fall asleep, wakeup and open the door. Maybe the plates fall on the bed (or maybe not)

Play the blue reverse card. This will rewind the events that led to the current state of the dishes, bringing them back to an orderly and accessible stack on the shelf of the cabinet. If you don't have the card in your hand, pull from the deck until you draw one.

A spoon full of "sugar" makes the medicine go down!!

Lay down a ton of blankets and towels and hope for the best!!

Call RadioShack they say you have questions the have answer... but if they don't just Google it

If you get the glass cut of the top shelf you can save the plates and can be easily taken out!

It looks like you can open the left side of the cabinet without opening the right side.
Then you can arrange the plates from there and open the right door without risk.
Problem solved 😊

Lay the locker down on its back, then open the door.

Just place a huge pillow or foam or something like that below the cupboard gates and then open it.
Everything will fall on foam.

Sign up for a NASA mission, put the cupboard on a spaceship, enter zero-gravity and voila, floating plates.

Pray

Smash a window above and you can have your plates :)

Log into the dark web and claim the plates are worth millions and someone will steal them from you intact

Make this post more viral, get Billions of followers. Start marketing business through the followers. Earn enough money to buy new plates and the ear buds.