Dry humor jokes are not everyone’s cup of tea. They might sound stale and cringe to many, but if you have that specific sense of humor, there’s nothing better to mix in some dry humor into your daily jokes playlist.
One might also wonder, is dry humor attractive? Well, that’s the same as with the jokes itself. It all depends on the taste. If you have a dry sense of humor, there’s nothing better for the person in the same boat.
It’s hard to describe their nature without having any dry humor examples at hand, but we feel like the contents of this list will do just fine. From Batman discussing his preoccupation with a vengeance with his therapist to people advising against eating a clock (as it can be quite time-consuming), dry jokes of all kinds are gathered here.
Some will make your eyes roll, some should make you think for a bit, and some even carry an uncanny resemblance to their better-loved cousin—dad jokes, yet, all are dry as hell. And be careful not to break your finger while scrolling! On the other hand, we think you might be OK. No, but seriously, be careful.
#41 Pun intended, and I’m here for it

I call my horse Mayo…
and sometimes Mayo neighs.
and sometimes Mayo neighs.
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#42 When your fix wastes the fix
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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#43 Prime mates, no returns needed
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
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#44 Certified Squirrel Whisperer
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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#45 Classic dad joke energy
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
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#46 Unexpected plot twist incoming

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
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#47 Classic dad joke energy

Why did the old man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Because he couldn’t see that well.
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#48 Spinning Tunes Only
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, "What’s your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "I’m a big metal fan."
One asks, "What’s your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "I’m a big metal fan."
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#49 This Book’s Got Me Floored
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
It’s impossible to put down.
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#50 Elevator Jokes That Lift Spirits
Why are elevator jokes so classic?
They work on many levels.
They work on many levels.
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#51 Desperate times call for apple throws

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
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#52 Not exactly his scene, huh?

Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
He wasn’t a mourning person.
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#53 Gatekeeping the afterlife, apparently

Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Everyone’s always dying to get in.
Everyone’s always dying to get in.
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#54 The Answer Is... Wait, What?
What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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#55 Lost but definitely right where I want to be
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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#56 Guess my piano skills took a detour
I used to be able to play the piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
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#57 Well, That’s Literal
What is small, square and green?
A small green square.
A small green square.
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#58 Nose Picking: Nature or Nurture?
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
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#59 Guess enlightened pizza comes with extra toppings
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, 'Can you make me one with everything?'"
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#60 Plot twist: paint smells the same
Can you tell me what’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Red paint.
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