Dry humor jokes are not everyone’s cup of tea. They might sound stale and cringe to many, but if you have that specific sense of humor, there’s nothing better to mix in some dry humor into your daily jokes playlist.
One might also wonder, is dry humor attractive? Well, that’s the same as with the jokes itself. It all depends on the taste. If you have a dry sense of humor, there’s nothing better for the person in the same boat.
It’s hard to describe their nature without having any dry humor examples at hand, but we feel like the contents of this list will do just fine. From Batman discussing his preoccupation with a vengeance with his therapist to people advising against eating a clock (as it can be quite time-consuming), dry jokes of all kinds are gathered here.
Some will make your eyes roll, some should make you think for a bit, and some even carry an uncanny resemblance to their better-loved cousin—dad jokes, yet, all are dry as hell. And be careful not to break your finger while scrolling! On the other hand, we think you might be OK. No, but seriously, be careful.
#61 Not the sharpest tool in the shed
What do you call a pencil sharpener that can’t sharpen pencils?
Broken.
Broken.
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#62 Accidentally Eating Awake, Somehow
How do I eat consciously?
You try not to lose consciousness when eating.
You try not to lose consciousness when eating.
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#63 Croaking up some sole style

Frogs wear what kind of shoes?
Open toad sandals.
Open toad sandals.
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#64 Too Punny to Resist
When french fries meet after a long time, what do they do?
They ketchup.
They ketchup.
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#65 Plot twist: the joke’s the sentence
How do you describe a joke that isn’t funny?
A sentence.
A sentence.
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#66 Plot twist: juice really *did* concentrate
I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently, I couldn’t concentrate.
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#67 When synonyms betray you

I have the world's worst thesaurus.
Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.
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#68 When Your Dog Prefers Raw Therapy
A man limps to the doctor’s office and gasps, "Doctor, I was bitten by my dog."
The doctor checks, "Did you put anything on it?"
"No, he seemed to be enjoying the taste without any condiments."
The doctor checks, "Did you put anything on it?"
"No, he seemed to be enjoying the taste without any condiments."
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#69 Problem solved, no negotiations needed
How do you get someone to stop swinging on the tire swing?
Snip the rope.
Snip the rope.
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#70 Starch Overload: The Real Potato Problem
Why did Mr. Potato Head’s dry cleaning service go out of business?
He always used too much starch.
He always used too much starch.
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#71 Fashion advice from the real MVP
My dog is an awesome fashion adviser.
Every time I ask him what I look like in my clothes, he says, "WOW!"
Every time I ask him what I look like in my clothes, he says, "WOW!"
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#72 Balance goals, but make it pink

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
If they tried lifting the other one, they’d fall over.
If they tried lifting the other one, they’d fall over.
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#73 Guess They’re Just Shellfish
How come oysters don’t donate to charity?
They’re shellfish.
They’re shellfish.
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#74 “Speedruns but make it spendy”
Shopping mall wife’s average speed:
$200 per hour.
$200 per hour.
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#75 Guess I’m Comedy’s Parched Cousin
They say women get turned on by guys who are funny. Well, if that’s true, I must have a very dry sense of humor.
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#76 Eggs definitely know their rides

What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen
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#77 Plot twist: It was never working anyway
I threw away my can opener.
It was more of a can’t opener.
It was more of a can’t opener.
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#78 Well, That Took a Turn
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to hit you.
That’s the punchline.
That’s the punchline.
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#79 Medieval overcrowding, but make it funny
You know why they called it "the dark ages?"
There were too many knights.
There were too many knights.
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#80 Plot Twist: Instant ER Visit

What’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road!
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