Dry humor jokes are not everyone’s cup of tea. They might sound stale and cringe to many, but if you have that specific sense of humor, there’s nothing better to mix in some dry humor into your daily jokes playlist.
One might also wonder, is dry humor attractive? Well, that’s the same as with the jokes itself. It all depends on the taste. If you have a dry sense of humor, there’s nothing better for the person in the same boat.
It’s hard to describe their nature without having any dry humor examples at hand, but we feel like the contents of this list will do just fine. From Batman discussing his preoccupation with a vengeance with his therapist to people advising against eating a clock (as it can be quite time-consuming), dry jokes of all kinds are gathered here.
Some will make your eyes roll, some should make you think for a bit, and some even carry an uncanny resemblance to their better-loved cousin—dad jokes, yet, all are dry as hell. And be careful not to break your finger while scrolling! On the other hand, we think you might be OK. No, but seriously, be careful.
#21 Plot twist: Not all candy is sweet
What is red and extremely bad for your teeth?
A flying brick.
A flying brick.
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#22 When Your Green Thumb Is a Brown Thumb
Roses are dead, violets are dead.
I am a bad gardener.
I am a bad gardener.
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#23 Soap: the original glow-up story

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
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#24 Asked and answered, thanks anyway
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
I do.
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#25 That moment when geography trolls you hard
Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other, ‘I need you to help me get to the other side!’ The other guy replies, ‘You’re on the other side!
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#26 Brutally Honest Therapy Advice
I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
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#27 Chemistry Humor That’s Too Low-Key
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.
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#28 Peak selfie energy right there
People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
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#29 Wait, who made fractions this complicated?
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
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#30 Lost in Translation, Literally
What did one Frenchman say to the other Frenchman?
How on Earth would I know? I don’t speak French.
How on Earth would I know? I don’t speak French.
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#31 Plot twist: Toaster ≠ Submarine

I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.
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#32 Words Matter More Than You Think
You know what they say?
Words.
Words.
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#33 Time’s up for bad jokes

Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time-consuming.
It’s too time-consuming.
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#34 Drumroll, Please!
What did the drummer name her twin daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two.
Anna One, Anna Two.
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#35 Plot twist, but make it brutal
A patient told the surgeon he couldn’t feel his legs.
The surgeon replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
The surgeon replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
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#36 Don’t Underestimate Grandma’s Wild Side

My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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#37 Lawyers Gone Swimming (Not Surviving)
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A horrible boating accident.
A horrible boating accident.
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#38 Wait, so it’s like two jackets in one?
I'm going to try on my new reversible jacket after work today.
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
I can't wait to see how it turns out.
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#39 That’s some heavyweight wordplay right there
Is there a difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A hippo’s really heavy and a zippo’s a little lighter.
A hippo’s really heavy and a zippo’s a little lighter.
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#40 Plot twist: Toilet paper’s got goals
The toilet paper rolled downhill for what reason?
To get to the bottom.
To get to the bottom.
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