Disney animations and movies, undoubtedly, have played a huge part in all of our childhoods. The magical adventures we saw there inspired us to reach for the stars, the morals in each story shaped us to be good citizens, and the fun in them kept us entertained for hours. Oh, and don’t forget the enchanting musical numbers that taught us to sing and dance! Yet, as we turned into adults, the overboard charm and the talking animals and the always-righteous princesses started to seem a bit… funny? And while Disney movies still hold a very special place in our hearts, why not make a bit of fun out of the tropes we gawked at as kids and the stories that now might even look a bit nonsensical. If you agree with us, you’ve opened exactly the right article, for this is our list of the best Disney jokes that will hopefully make your day at least a little bit brighter.
So, what should you expect from these silly jokes? Well, some Disney puns, for starters, as this world seems to be the perfect breeding ground for adorable wordplays. Then, there’s, of course, the category of real-life people meeting fictional characters, which is always a good premise for a quality joke. And lastly, there are our beloved cartoon characters stranded in laugh-out-loud situations, and it is just jovial to see it through their eyes. To sum it up, these cute jokes will look into every aspect of the Disney world, catering to the needs of fans of even the most obscure and overlooked productions of the studio.
With all that said, it is probably time we skipped straight to the funny Disney jokes, right? Once you are there, don’t forget to vote for the magical jokes you liked the most and show how good a friend you are by sharing this article with your Disney-crazed compadres!
#121
An assassin is running toward Donald Trump. His personal bodyguard sees him and shouts, “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the assassin and he runs off in the other direction. Trump turns to his bodyguard and says, “Thank you, but why did you yell Mickey Mouse?” The bodyguard replies, “Sorry Sir, I meant to say, Donald, Duck.”
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#122
I auditioned for the role of Mickey Mouse but I didn’t get the part. The director said I was too Goofy.
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#123
What did Elsa do in her ice castle before Anna arrived?
She just chilled.
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#124
What does Olaf eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
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#125

A Disney princess was arrested by mistake.
They thought it was someone Elsa.
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#126
How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?
Be a bit more Simbathetic!
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#127
What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Her glass flipper.
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#128
What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream.
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#129
What’s a bee’s favorite Disney movie?
Beauty And The Bees.
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#130

Hmm, it doesn’t ring a Belle.
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#131
I’m off to a buy and Belle sale.
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#132
What did Ariel excel at when she was at school?
Algae-bra.
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#133
What does Woody say whenever he visits a car showroom?
"Au-di partner!"
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#134
Did you hear about Nemo’s adventures when he went into battle?
He got caught behind anemone lines.
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#135

What do the Monsters Inc gang like to do in the winter?
They Mike Wazow-ski.
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#136
Want an Avenger you can trust?
Call on the Credible-Hulk.
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#137
Whenever Mickey steps out to perform, he and his friends bring the ‘mouse’ down.
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#138
When does Mickey Mouse hang up next year’s calendar?
New Ears Eve.
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#139
Why was the Jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
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#140

"Did you hear how Captain Hook died?"
"Jock Itch!"
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