Disney animations and movies, undoubtedly, have played a huge part in all of our childhoods. The magical adventures we saw there inspired us to reach for the stars, the morals in each story shaped us to be good citizens, and the fun in them kept us entertained for hours. Oh, and don’t forget the enchanting musical numbers that taught us to sing and dance! Yet, as we turned into adults, the overboard charm and the talking animals and the always-righteous princesses started to seem a bit… funny? And while Disney movies still hold a very special place in our hearts, why not make a bit of fun out of the tropes we gawked at as kids and the stories that now might even look a bit nonsensical. If you agree with us, you’ve opened exactly the right article, for this is our list of the best Disney jokes that will hopefully make your day at least a little bit brighter.
So, what should you expect from these silly jokes? Well, some Disney puns, for starters, as this world seems to be the perfect breeding ground for adorable wordplays. Then, there’s, of course, the category of real-life people meeting fictional characters, which is always a good premise for a quality joke. And lastly, there are our beloved cartoon characters stranded in laugh-out-loud situations, and it is just jovial to see it through their eyes. To sum it up, these cute jokes will look into every aspect of the Disney world, catering to the needs of fans of even the most obscure and overlooked productions of the studio.
With all that said, it is probably time we skipped straight to the funny Disney jokes, right? Once you are there, don’t forget to vote for the magical jokes you liked the most and show how good a friend you are by sharing this article with your Disney-crazed compadres!
#141
Do you guys know why Disneyland closed?
It was because of Sneezy.
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#142
What do you call a long pen?
"PENochio"
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#143
What does Donald wear to a famous Hollywood party?
A duxedo.
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#144
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball—not to mention, she has a pumpkin for a coach!
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#145

What do the seven dwarves sing if they see a rainbow on their way to the mine?
High Hue, High Hue!
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#146
What does Ariel like on her toast?
Marmalade.
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#147
What did Snow White say when she was waiting for her photos?
"Some day my prints will come."
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#148
Why did the lions go to Simba’s naming ceremony?
Because it was the mane event.
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#149
Two friends had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying “Disney World left”. After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.
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#150

Who’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite pop star?
Britney Ears.
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#151
What is Grumpy’s favorite fruit?
Sour grapes.
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#152
How much did it cost Captain Jack Sparrow to have his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.
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#153
Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
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#154
What does MGM stand for?
Mickey’s got money.
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#155

Where on your body is Mickey Mouse closest to?
This knee.
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#156
What did Mickey Mouse say when he crashed his car?
Disney matter.
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#157
A rodent just ran through my kitchen. I got him with my Mickey Mouse club.
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#158
Which Disney Princess is a cow’s favorite?
Mulan.
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#159
How do you keep Pumba from charging you?
Take away his credit cards.
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#160

Why did the cookie go to see Doc McStuffins?
Because it was feeling crummy
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