Disney animations and movies, undoubtedly, have played a huge part in all of our childhoods. The magical adventures we saw there inspired us to reach for the stars, the morals in each story shaped us to be good citizens, and the fun in them kept us entertained for hours. Oh, and don’t forget the enchanting musical numbers that taught us to sing and dance! Yet, as we turned into adults, the overboard charm and the talking animals and the always-righteous princesses started to seem a bit… funny? And while Disney movies still hold a very special place in our hearts, why not make a bit of fun out of the tropes we gawked at as kids and the stories that now might even look a bit nonsensical. If you agree with us, you’ve opened exactly the right article, for this is our list of the best Disney jokes that will hopefully make your day at least a little bit brighter.
So, what should you expect from these silly jokes? Well, some Disney puns, for starters, as this world seems to be the perfect breeding ground for adorable wordplays. Then, there’s, of course, the category of real-life people meeting fictional characters, which is always a good premise for a quality joke. And lastly, there are our beloved cartoon characters stranded in laugh-out-loud situations, and it is just jovial to see it through their eyes. To sum it up, these cute jokes will look into every aspect of the Disney world, catering to the needs of fans of even the most obscure and overlooked productions of the studio.
With all that said, it is probably time we skipped straight to the funny Disney jokes, right? Once you are there, don’t forget to vote for the magical jokes you liked the most and show how good a friend you are by sharing this article with your Disney-crazed compadres!
#101
What kind of fairy doesn’t take a bath?
Stinkerbell.
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#102
What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Jungle Bells.
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#103
What is Mickey’s favorite treat?
Mice cream.
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#104
Why did Dopey stare at the label on the orange juice all day?
Because the carton said concentrate.
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#105

Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?
He was going on a Minnie vacation.
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#106
Why was Mickey Mouse such a hero?
He gave Minnie mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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#107
What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?
The kind with lots of frosting and icing.
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#108
What did Elsa say when she slipped and fell on the ice?
Nothing, she gave everyone the cold shoulder.
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#109
"If your name is Ariel, I really think we’re mer-maid for each other."
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#110

How did the Cheshire cat become so wise?
He always reads the mews!
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#111
Why did Arlo help Spot cross the road?
Because he was "The Good Dinosaur".
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#112
What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
"Put it on my bill!"
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#113
What did the 101 Dalmatians say after eating dinner?
That hit the spot.
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#114
What kind of shoes does Simba wear?
Heir Jordans.
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#115

Why didn’t Anna & Elsa’s parents teach them the whole alphabet?
Because they got lost at C.
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#116
Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.
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#117
What’s the Cheshire Cat’s favorite drink?
Evaporated milk.
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#118
Captain Hook is single-handedly my favorite Disney villain.
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#119
What’s the opposite of Disney?
Dat knee.
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#120

Why did Mickey Mouse need a club?
To make Donald Duck.
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