Disney animations and movies, undoubtedly, have played a huge part in all of our childhoods. The magical adventures we saw there inspired us to reach for the stars, the morals in each story shaped us to be good citizens, and the fun in them kept us entertained for hours. Oh, and don’t forget the enchanting musical numbers that taught us to sing and dance! Yet, as we turned into adults, the overboard charm and the talking animals and the always-righteous princesses started to seem a bit… funny? And while Disney movies still hold a very special place in our hearts, why not make a bit of fun out of the tropes we gawked at as kids and the stories that now might even look a bit nonsensical. If you agree with us, you’ve opened exactly the right article, for this is our list of the best Disney jokes that will hopefully make your day at least a little bit brighter.
So, what should you expect from these silly jokes? Well, some Disney puns, for starters, as this world seems to be the perfect breeding ground for adorable wordplays. Then, there’s, of course, the category of real-life people meeting fictional characters, which is always a good premise for a quality joke. And lastly, there are our beloved cartoon characters stranded in laugh-out-loud situations, and it is just jovial to see it through their eyes. To sum it up, these cute jokes will look into every aspect of the Disney world, catering to the needs of fans of even the most obscure and overlooked productions of the studio.
With all that said, it is probably time we skipped straight to the funny Disney jokes, right? Once you are there, don’t forget to vote for the magical jokes you liked the most and show how good a friend you are by sharing this article with your Disney-crazed compadres!
#81
What’s Mickey Mouse’s favorite sport?
Minnie golf.
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#82
What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?
It was glove at first sight.
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#83

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?
Because he’s not a planet.
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#84
What type of phone does Olaf have?
A snowmobile.
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#85
Why does Olaf keep his money in the freezer?
Because he wants cold, hard cash.
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#86
Why did Elsa’s credit card get rejected?
Because her account was frozen.
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#87
What is Olaf’s favorite Mexican dish?
Brrrrrr-itos.
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#88

I saw a lot of kids wearing Elsa costumes for Halloween today. It’s been years since the movie was released. I think kids should just Let it Go.
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#89
What do you call a stupid Disney character?
"Dumbo."
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#90
"Thanks for the offer, I’ll Mulan it over."
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#91
We’re alive and Belle.
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#92
It’s o-fish-al, clownfish are the funniest in the ocean.
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#93

What takeaway does Lightning McQueen order?
Ka-Chow Mein.
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#94
The God of thunder’s favorite dessert is always Thor-bet.
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#95
Why do Texas baseball fans love Chip & Dale?
They’ve been known to Rescue Rangers.
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#96
Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
No, unless you are Count Dracula!
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#97
Who is always watching over Thor?
His Asgardian angel.
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#98
What is Clarabelle's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs.
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#99
What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?
"Turn down for Walt"
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#100

Disney is releasing a version of Tangled with an alternate ending where Rapunzel’s hair isn’t chopped off at the end. They’re calling it the Uncut Edition.
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