Disney animations and movies, undoubtedly, have played a huge part in all of our childhoods. The magical adventures we saw there inspired us to reach for the stars, the morals in each story shaped us to be good citizens, and the fun in them kept us entertained for hours. Oh, and don’t forget the enchanting musical numbers that taught us to sing and dance! Yet, as we turned into adults, the overboard charm and the talking animals and the always-righteous princesses started to seem a bit… funny? And while Disney movies still hold a very special place in our hearts, why not make a bit of fun out of the tropes we gawked at as kids and the stories that now might even look a bit nonsensical. If you agree with us, you’ve opened exactly the right article, for this is our list of the best Disney jokes that will hopefully make your day at least a little bit brighter.
So, what should you expect from these silly jokes? Well, some Disney puns, for starters, as this world seems to be the perfect breeding ground for adorable wordplays. Then, there’s, of course, the category of real-life people meeting fictional characters, which is always a good premise for a quality joke. And lastly, there are our beloved cartoon characters stranded in laugh-out-loud situations, and it is just jovial to see it through their eyes. To sum it up, these cute jokes will look into every aspect of the Disney world, catering to the needs of fans of even the most obscure and overlooked productions of the studio.
With all that said, it is probably time we skipped straight to the funny Disney jokes, right? Once you are there, don’t forget to vote for the magical jokes you liked the most and show how good a friend you are by sharing this article with your Disney-crazed compadres!
#61
What do Ariel and her under the sea friends sing at Christmas?
Christmas corals.
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#62
Where do Tarzan and friends shop?
The jungle sales.
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#63
Radiator Springs is wheely a great place to live. You auto swing by some time.
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#64
What kind of monster loves to disco?
The boogieman.
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#65

How do Ewoks communicate?
On their Ewokie-talkies!
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#66
Did you know things are so bad that even Captain Jack Sparrow has had trouble making ends meet?
He can barely afford to keep a skeleton crew.
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#67

Where do Disney characters like to eat?
Mickey D's.
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#68
What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
"Moby Duck."
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#69
What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?
"Hello, it’s Smee!"
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#70
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
So he could visit Pluto!
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#71
How does Scarlet Witch channel her magic?
With a magic Wanda!
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#72
I just had an encounter with the God of Mischief. It was Loki terrifying!
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#73

Why can’t you trust Scar?
Because he’s a lion.
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#74
Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the marketplace?
She was looking for a date.
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#75
What do you call a pirate who skips school?
Captain Hook-y.
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#76
What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening?
"I’m all ears."
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#77
What should you say if Donald throws a ball at you?
"Duck!"
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#78

Where does Ariel go when one of her friends is missing?
The Lost-and-Flounder Department.
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#79
What’s wrong with Mickey Mouse’s helicopter?
Disneyland.
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#80
What did Mickey Mouse say to the doctor when he hurt his leg?
"Disney hurts."
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