Disney animations and movies, undoubtedly, have played a huge part in all of our childhoods. The magical adventures we saw there inspired us to reach for the stars, the morals in each story shaped us to be good citizens, and the fun in them kept us entertained for hours. Oh, and don’t forget the enchanting musical numbers that taught us to sing and dance! Yet, as we turned into adults, the overboard charm and the talking animals and the always-righteous princesses started to seem a bit… funny? And while Disney movies still hold a very special place in our hearts, why not make a bit of fun out of the tropes we gawked at as kids and the stories that now might even look a bit nonsensical. If you agree with us, you’ve opened exactly the right article, for this is our list of the best Disney jokes that will hopefully make your day at least a little bit brighter.
So, what should you expect from these silly jokes? Well, some Disney puns, for starters, as this world seems to be the perfect breeding ground for adorable wordplays. Then, there’s, of course, the category of real-life people meeting fictional characters, which is always a good premise for a quality joke. And lastly, there are our beloved cartoon characters stranded in laugh-out-loud situations, and it is just jovial to see it through their eyes. To sum it up, these cute jokes will look into every aspect of the Disney world, catering to the needs of fans of even the most obscure and overlooked productions of the studio.
With all that said, it is probably time we skipped straight to the funny Disney jokes, right? Once you are there, don’t forget to vote for the magical jokes you liked the most and show how good a friend you are by sharing this article with your Disney-crazed compadres!
#41
Why did Woody buy Bulls Eye some cough medicine?
Because he was so horse.
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#42

It’s Thorsday, The Avengers' favorite day of the week.
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#43

Did you hear of the Marvel character that’s always ready for summer?
He’s tan-os.
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#44
A man went to see the doctor and exclaimed, “Doctor, I need your help. Some mornings I wake up thinking I’m Mickey Mouse, and other times I think I’m Donald Duck!” The doctor nodded. “I see. And how long have you been having these Disney spells?”
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#45
Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
He Neverlands!
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#46
Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?
He always has a hunch!
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#47
Who is Thor’s favorite rapper?
"MC Hammer!"
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#48
"Is BB hungry?"
"No, BB-8!"
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#49

What did Pooh Bear say when Rabbit offered him some more honey?
"No thank you, I’m stuffed."
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#50
What is Captain Jack Sparrow’s favorite restaurant?
Arrrgh-by’s.
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#51
What Disney character likes to fix things?
Tinkerbell.
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#52
What’s Minnie’s favorite thing to wear?
A Minnie-skirt.
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#53
Rick Astley has a huge collection of Disney movies and he’ll share any of them with you if you ask. Except for one. He’s never gonna give you Up.
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#54

What tablet does Mickey Mouse use to browse the internet?
An iPad Minnie.
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#55
I bought a Mickey Mouse jigsaw puzzle. It said 3 to 5 years on it. It only took me 15 months to finish.
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#56
Did you know there’s going to be a sequel to Frozen?
It will be called Defrosted.
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#57
What is Olaf’s favorite drink?
Ice tea.
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#58

Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?
Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
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#59
How does Olaf make his bed?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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#60

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan lives?
Because there is a sign that says, “Never Neverland.”
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