Okay, so you might have opened this article because of its weird topic, expecting to see a set of clockwork teeth jumping out of the screen, perhaps. But, despite the title sounding a bit kooky, you would never have thought about how punny and hilarious teeth can be! We didn’t expect it either, but once we found out about this glorious dental jokes category, we couldn’t believe the gold mine of fun that we found! So, no matter if you are a dentist, a dental technician, or just a regular person, these dental jokes are sure to bemuse you with their wit. Be as it may, most of us have teeth, and that’s one point of relatability that surely resonates.
These jokes will come clickety-clacking at you with the fun they are carrying, and they will bite you with the sharp puns they employ. No buck-toothed amusement here, but only awesome jokes to parade your pearly whites while reading! A galore of relatable jokes you have no idea you needed in your life! A compendium of amusement that’s as sharp in the wit as a kitten’s canines! A true old-school delight that we’ve just unearthed.
So, before we all start getting a bit long in the tooth, let’s end this banter and skip right to these dentist jokes just a bit further down. Read them, enjoy them, and have fun with them, but don’t forget to vote for the best ones! After this is all well and done, share these dental jokes with anyone who might have teeth and relate. So, basically, everyone!
#101 Nighttime squad goals
What do false teeth have in common with stars?
They only come out at night.
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#102 Ants know where the real snacks are
Why does the ant hang out at the bakery?
Because it has a sweet tooth.
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#103 Cavity Party Crashers
What did one tooth say to the other?
Get your cap on; the dentist is taking us out tonight.
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#104 Tooth Troopers Assemble
What’s a drill team?
A group of dentists who work together.
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#105 I see what you did there
What is the dentist’s favorite day of the week?
Toothsday.
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#106 Dentist Gone Abroad, Literally
Why was a Toronto dentist in Panama?
He was searching for the root canal.
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#107 The original hustle, honestly.
How did the dental hygienist land a job?
By word of mouth.
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#108 Worth every cringe and penny
Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out?
Dentist: £500.
Patient: £500 for just a few minutes work? That’s hardly cheap.
Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
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#109 Gentle vs. Go Big—Dentist Edition
What’s the difference between American and British dentists?
British dentists tend to be more careful with their patients where as American dentists tend to yank teeth.
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#110 Plot twist: double flexibility goals
What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.
Anything else?
Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
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#111 Plot twist: dental services not included
A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. “Oh, dear,” he said, “whatever shall I do? I can’t afford a new set.”
“Don’t worry,” said his friend. “I’ll get a pair from my brother for you.”
The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly.
“This is wonderful,” said the man. “Your brother must be a very good dentist.”
“Oh, he’s not a dentist,” replied the friend, “he’s an undertaker.”
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#112 Brace yourself, that wait’s real
Patient: Doctor, if I give up candy, pizza, popcorn and gum, will my braces come off sooner?
Dentist: Not really. It will just seem longer.
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#113 Not So Painless After All
When a new dentist set up in a small town he quickly acquired a reputation of being the latest kind of “Painless” dentist. But a local lad quickly disputed this. “He’s a fake! ” he told his mates. “He’s not painless at all. When he stuck his finger in my mouth I bit him – and he yelled like anyone else.”
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#114 Aged to Perfection
What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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#115 When a Toothache Turns Into a Soundtrack
Fred’s mother was on the telephone to the boy’s dentist. “I don’t understand it,” she complained, “I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you’ve charged me $80.” “It is usually $20, ma’am,” agreed the dentist, “but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!“
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#116 When Braces Feel Like a Bank Heist
Patient to Dentist: “How much to get my teeth straightened?”
“Twenty thousand pounds” says the Dentist. The Patient heads for the door.
Dentist to patient: “Where are you going?”
“To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.”
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#117 Professional perks, if you squint
A patient asked the dentist if it wasn’t nasty to spend the day with the hands in someone’s mouth.
The dentist answered “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”
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#118 Plot twist: Dental drama inside
A book never written: “I Have a Toothache” by Phil McCavity.
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#119 Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Plaque
Why did the dentist get lost at sea?
Because he was exploring the great barrier teeth!
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#120 Well, that’s one way to fill a cavity
What happened when the dentist crashed into a car?
They left a dent!
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