Okay, so you might have opened this article because of its weird topic, expecting to see a set of clockwork teeth jumping out of the screen, perhaps. But, despite the title sounding a bit kooky, you would never have thought about how punny and hilarious teeth can be! We didn’t expect it either, but once we found out about this glorious dental jokes category, we couldn’t believe the gold mine of fun that we found! So, no matter if you are a dentist, a dental technician, or just a regular person, these dental jokes are sure to bemuse you with their wit. Be as it may, most of us have teeth, and that’s one point of relatability that surely resonates.
These jokes will come clickety-clacking at you with the fun they are carrying, and they will bite you with the sharp puns they employ. No buck-toothed amusement here, but only awesome jokes to parade your pearly whites while reading! A galore of relatable jokes you have no idea you needed in your life! A compendium of amusement that’s as sharp in the wit as a kitten’s canines! A true old-school delight that we’ve just unearthed.
So, before we all start getting a bit long in the tooth, let’s end this banter and skip right to these dentist jokes just a bit further down. Read them, enjoy them, and have fun with them, but don’t forget to vote for the best ones! After this is all well and done, share these dental jokes with anyone who might have teeth and relate. So, basically, everyone!
#81 No cap, they’re all about the truth

Dentists make the best witnesses because they always tell the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
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#82 Guess they really love to run with their brushes
Never stop a dentist that’s running – they might be in a brush!
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#83 Flossing Off the Shade
Dentists aren’t easily offended, they always manage to brush it off!
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#84 Fore! That’s Some Dental Humor

What did the dentist say when Tiger Woods came in for an appointment?
You have a hole in one.
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#85 Flossing... but make it seasonal
Dentist: Do you floss?
Patient: Yes, I floss religiously.
Dentist: Really?
Patient: Of course, on Christmas and Easter.
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#86 Echoes of dental doom
The dentist told his patient to open wider. “My goodness!” he said. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve seen, the biggest cavity I’ve seen.” “Ok,” said the patient, “but I’m scared enough. Do you need to repeat yourself?” “I didn’t,” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”
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#87 That’s dentist humor hitting different
A young boy was sitting in the waiting room for a little bit after getting his tooth pulled. The receptionist asked him if he was ok. “Yes, but I didn’t like the bad word the dentist used while he was pulling my tooth.” “What did he say?” asked the receptionist, worried. “Oops.”
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#88 Logic that hits different
A young girl was talking to her dad about what she wanted to be when she grew up. She was thinking about becoming a heart doctor or a tooth doctor. “Dentist,” said her father. “Why?” the little girl asked. “We only have one heart, but we have 32 teeth.”
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#89 Plot twist: Dinosaurs flossed too

What’s the dentist’s favorite kind of dinosaur?
A floss-iraptor.
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#90 Too legit to quit teeth
What does the dentist do when he’s on a roller coaster?
Brace himself.
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#91 Dentist or VIP Screening Room?
My dentist has a TV in the exam room. I go there for Netflix and drill.
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#92 Why does this feel like a horror movie?
"I have to have a root canal done. Just the thought of it is unnerving."
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#93 Wait, She’s Got an Implant?

Until it came out in conversation, no one knew she had a dental implant.
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#94 Drilling Into the Truth
Dentists practice their trade by going through many drills.
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#95 When Lawyers Take Smarter Bites
The lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.
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#96 When Your Dentist Sounds Like a Road Trip
In Panama, dental care is called a route canal.
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#97 Honestly, that one hit different

What’s the dentist’s favorite idiom?
Put your money where your mouth is.
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#98 Plot twist: Not the usual drill
Why did the FBI raid the dentist’s office?
To perform a cavity search.
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#99 That joke definitely took a bite
Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
He needed a filling.
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#100 Teeth don’t lie, but people might
Why should you be true to your teeth?
So, they won’t be false with you.
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