Okay, so you might have opened this article because of its weird topic, expecting to see a set of clockwork teeth jumping out of the screen, perhaps. But, despite the title sounding a bit kooky, you would never have thought about how punny and hilarious teeth can be! We didn’t expect it either, but once we found out about this glorious dental jokes category, we couldn’t believe the gold mine of fun that we found! So, no matter if you are a dentist, a dental technician, or just a regular person, these dental jokes are sure to bemuse you with their wit. Be as it may, most of us have teeth, and that’s one point of relatability that surely resonates.
These jokes will come clickety-clacking at you with the fun they are carrying, and they will bite you with the sharp puns they employ. No buck-toothed amusement here, but only awesome jokes to parade your pearly whites while reading! A galore of relatable jokes you have no idea you needed in your life! A compendium of amusement that’s as sharp in the wit as a kitten’s canines! A true old-school delight that we’ve just unearthed.
So, before we all start getting a bit long in the tooth, let’s end this banter and skip right to these dentist jokes just a bit further down. Read them, enjoy them, and have fun with them, but don’t forget to vote for the best ones! After this is all well and done, share these dental jokes with anyone who might have teeth and relate. So, basically, everyone!
#121 Tooth be told, that’s clever

Why do dentists go to the zoo?
To see the enamels!
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#122 That’s one way to navigate the waves
Where do dentists go sailing?
Down the root canal!
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#123 When Bark Meets Drill
What do dentists say when trying to train their dogs?
“And spit!”
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#124 Classic dad joke energy
Knock Knock.
Whose there?
Dennis.
Dennis who?
Dennis appointment reminder!
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#125 Cavity of My Heart

What did the dentist say when her boyfriend said he loved her?
“I love you too-th!”
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#126 No thanks, I like my teeth too much
A dentist walks into a bar and then walks straight out again.
“The sugar content in these drinks is ridiculous!”
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#127 Rooting for the punchline
What was a dentist’s favourite part of maths at school?
Sub-extraction!
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#128 Didn’t See That Bill Coming
Knock knock.
Whose there?
Tooth!
Tooth who?
Toothin crust pizza? That’ll be $19.99 please!
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#129 Toothfully Unstoppable

What household appliance can’t a dentist live without?
The (mouth)washing machine!
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#130 Plot twist: Chickens are toothless
Why didn’t the dentist cross the road?
Because chicken don’t have teeth!
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#131 Plaques Over Papers, Always
Dental graduation certificates are always printed on a plaque.
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#132 Cavity Awards Go To…
What award did the dentist win?
A little plaque.
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#133 Plot twist: The tooth’s thrilled

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I’ll fill you in when I get back.
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#134 This Bear Plays No Tooth Games
What does the dentist give a bear with a hurting tooth?
Anything it wants.
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#135 Networking, but make it dental
Word-of-mouth was how I got my job at the dentist’s office.
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#136 Guess My Teeth Are Extra Loud Now
"When I went to the dentist, he put all caps on my teeth. Now I can’t stop shouting."
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#137 Plot twist: cavities at the gas pump

What’s another name for a dentist’s office?
A filling station.
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#138 Bear with me on this one
What is the dentist’s favorite animal?
The molar bear.
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#139 Plot twist: dentist drops the mic
What did the dentist shout in the courtroom?
You can’t handle the tooth!
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#140 Flossing Out the Drama
Why did the dentist and her boyfriend break up?
They fought tooth and nail.
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