Okay, so you might have opened this article because of its weird topic, expecting to see a set of clockwork teeth jumping out of the screen, perhaps. But, despite the title sounding a bit kooky, you would never have thought about how punny and hilarious teeth can be! We didn’t expect it either, but once we found out about this glorious dental jokes category, we couldn’t believe the gold mine of fun that we found! So, no matter if you are a dentist, a dental technician, or just a regular person, these dental jokes are sure to bemuse you with their wit. Be as it may, most of us have teeth, and that’s one point of relatability that surely resonates.
These jokes will come clickety-clacking at you with the fun they are carrying, and they will bite you with the sharp puns they employ. No buck-toothed amusement here, but only awesome jokes to parade your pearly whites while reading! A galore of relatable jokes you have no idea you needed in your life! A compendium of amusement that’s as sharp in the wit as a kitten’s canines! A true old-school delight that we’ve just unearthed.
So, before we all start getting a bit long in the tooth, let’s end this banter and skip right to these dentist jokes just a bit further down. Read them, enjoy them, and have fun with them, but don’t forget to vote for the best ones! After this is all well and done, share these dental jokes with anyone who might have teeth and relate. So, basically, everyone!
#61 This Smile’s Got Secrets

Why is the Securities and Exchanges Commission investigating the dentist?
He’s accused of incisor trading.
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#62 Laughing way too hard at this one
What’s a dentist’s favorite emote to use when they play Fortnite?
The floss.
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#63 Mood swings, but make it Eddie
Have you seen Eddie recently? He’s been so moody!
Ah yeah, don’t worry about him he always seems to have a chip on his shoulder these days.
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#64 Pun Intended, Obviously
What did Ash Ketchum say to his tooth when he pulled it out?
I Chews You!
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#65 Plot twist: love and hygiene both matter

My wife who was a dentist passed away. "I’ve loved and I’ve flossed."
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#66 Plot twist, but make it dental
When did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
When he dropped the drill.
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#67 You Can’t Just Chew on That Here
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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#68 Wait, the dentist’s mom?!
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my Mother.”
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#69 Dentists Literally Overthink Everything

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
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#70 Dentist visits that actually recharge you
"I’ve no idea why people hate going to the dentist so much. In my opinion, it can be very refilling."
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#71 Security smiles only here
What do you get if you cross a dentist and security personnel?
A mouthguard!
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#72 Too Punny to Handle
What are dentist’s favourite movies?
Jaws and Top Gum!
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#73 Classic dental classroom vibes

How do dentists teacher’s say when starting to teach the ABC’s?
“Say Ahhh!”
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#74 Dentists Know Their Gloss Game
What is a female dentist’s favourite make up?
Lipfloss!
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#75 I see what you did there
What’s a dentists favorite part of a sandwich?
The filling!
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#76 Brace Yourself for This One
What do dentists wear to a formal wedding?
Braces!
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#77 Too literal, but okay

What do dentists say when you offer to hold the door open for them?
“Open wide!”
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#78 Flossin’ and Bossin’
What’s a dentist’s favourite rapper?
Flou-ride-a!
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#79 Bass that really sticks around
What’s a dentists favourite type of music?
Gum and bass!
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#80 Cavity-Free and Not-So-Great
What’s a dentist’s favourite and least favourite colour?
Pearly white and Plack!
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