What is dead shall never die, and since a written word was never alive, then that means it has the potential to live forever. And you know what kind of written word might just have the best aging potential? Yes, you are absolutely right, for it is puns! But what if those clever puns are about death? For sure, it’s a double whammy of eternal living! So, here we are with our list that has no expiration date, being full of only the best death puns.
Surely, death puns, as a topic, might sound quite grim, but trust us that fun always has a way to sneak right in, even in inherently morbid topics. After all, we are all going to die, so why not meet the scythe with a smile and greet it with a silly pun. That might just up your life expectancy; who knows.
But, that’s probably enough to ponder, so let’s just go and wonder at our collection of the best dark puns that we’ve sourced from all over the internet. And you won’t need to scroll down six feet under to find them, for they are just about six pixels down. The commodity! Once you are there, do not forget to vote for the best death jokes, and, uhm, share this article with your friends?
#61 Plot twist: Wrong night, wrong vibes
I thought the viewing was last night, but when I got there, the place was dead.
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#62 Talk about job hunting anxiety
I'm dying to hear back about my resume with the funeral home.
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#63 Not the plot twist he wanted
It was a grave mistake when Mr. Jones was buried alive.
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#64 Plot Twist: Funeral Bells Toll Twice
Twin monks who ring the church bells have died. They are now dead ringers.
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#65 Plot Twist: I’m Here to Stay
Today I passed my exams to be a funeral director! Shame it’s a dying trade.
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#66 Procrastinating Grief Like a Pro
I’m not a mourning person, so we need to schedule the funeral for the afternoon.
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#67 Commitment Dead On Arrival
The grave digger spent many hours practicing his craft because he was so dead-icated.
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#68 Joining the forever quiet squad
Anyone buried in a cemetery becomes a new dead-dition to the graveyard club.
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#69 Plot Twist: She Ghosted Grief
She did this for her own dead-ification.
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#70 Resting Petals, Swiss Style
What kind of flowers were planted in the Swiss cemetery? Dead-elweiss.
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#71 Brain snap decisions backfire fast
In case you make any haste on decapitation, you will be getting a head of your own.
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#72 When the pews turn into waiting rooms
There are lots of old individuals in the church because they are all packing for the final.
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#73 Too Dark Even for My Shade
His humor was a little dark. His humor was too GRAVE for me. Now it's just TOMB much.
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#74 Plotting the ultimate comeback quiz
Why are there so many old people in Church? They’re cramming for the final!
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#75 Deep Thoughts From Beyond the Grave
Confucius says men drunk in the cemetery make grave mistakes.
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#76 Well, That Escalated Quickly
After seeing an ad for burial plots, I thought this was the last thing I needed.
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#77 Plot twist: Popular beyond the grave
Did you hear the news about the graveyard? There are people dying to get in there.
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#78 Casually Dark Humor, Don’t Mind Me
What’s the difference between a corpse and a shirt? One’s a casualty and the other is a casual tee.
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#79 Forever My Ghost Boo
Even though your partner died, they’ll always be your boo.
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#80 Bet You Haven’t Seen This Side Yet
Getting to see the other side takes spirit.
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