What is dead shall never die, and since a written word was never alive, then that means it has the potential to live forever. And you know what kind of written word might just have the best aging potential? Yes, you are absolutely right, for it is puns! But what if those clever puns are about death? For sure, it’s a double whammy of eternal living! So, here we are with our list that has no expiration date, being full of only the best death puns.
Surely, death puns, as a topic, might sound quite grim, but trust us that fun always has a way to sneak right in, even in inherently morbid topics. After all, we are all going to die, so why not meet the scythe with a smile and greet it with a silly pun. That might just up your life expectancy; who knows.
But, that’s probably enough to ponder, so let’s just go and wonder at our collection of the best dark puns that we’ve sourced from all over the internet. And you won’t need to scroll down six feet under to find them, for they are just about six pixels down. The commodity! Once you are there, do not forget to vote for the best death jokes, and, uhm, share this article with your friends?
#41 When Kryptonite Becomes Kryptonite
How did Superman’s enemies do him in? They put him in his crypt tonite!
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#42 Dead Serious About Fun
Let’s party like a mortician and grab a cold one.
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#43 Healthy vibes only, budget wise
Get well soon because headstones are expensive!
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#44 Bone-afide Pun Master
My skeleton puns are very humerus.
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#45 Who signed off on this cosplay?
Exhuming a corpse is very undignified behavior.
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#46 Flower power till the end
At my funeral, I want a lot of flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
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#47 This Is Peak Dark Humor
Auctioning a corpse? Now that’s morbid!
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#48 Well, That Took a Turn
The news reporter's demise was an associated death.
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#49 That’s one way to stake a claim
I guess she finally urned her place in the family.
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#50 Plot twist no one saw coming
Dad always thought the last thing he needed was a burial plot. He was right.
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#51 When your name’s a career choice
The grave digger's name was, ironically, Doug Grave.
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#52 When “Oops” Isn’t Just a Word
What do you call a death sentence gone wrong? Good concept, bad execution!
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#53 Not your average goodbye
This funeral is a grave affair.
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#54 Autocorrect: Gone But Not Forgotten
My autocorrect just died, rest in piece.
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#55 Guess she’s still on fire
The urn filled with her ashes confirmed she was smokin' hot.
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#56 Playing sick or just signing off early?
I suspected he was sick, and it was a dead giveaway when he signed his will.
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#57 From Bellringer to Doppelgänger
He used to ring the church bell, now he's a dead ringer.
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#58 Well, that escalated quickly
The priest perished in the church fire.
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#59 Well, That Escalated Quickly
Planning his funeral was a big undertaking.
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#60 Well, That Escalated Quickly
I got lost going to a funeral and went straight through the intersection, forgetting to take the last right.
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