Dad jokes for kids are short, silly jokes that dads use to make their children laugh. Or, at least, they try to.
Despite our dads’ best intentions, these funny one-liners often result in a hard facepalm and rolling of the eyes. Instead, if your sense of humor is broken like mine, you’ll find them utterly hilarious, to the point that I also use them despite being female, in my 20s, and definitely not a dad.
Dad jokes were once considered a bad thing, but millions now celebrate them. They’re a staple of social media and have even been studied by academics.
While the exact origin of the term dad joke is unknown, a writer for the Gettysburg Times quoted it in June 1987 under the headline, “Don’t ban the ‘Dad’ jokes; preserve and revere them.”
What we know for sure is that good dad jokes usually involve puns and lame wordplay, but can also include references to pop culture, like movies or TV shows, that few people under 30 would understand.
If you’re looking for some help to expand your repertoire of funny dad jokes, this article is made for you. Enjoy the best dad jokes for kids, and have fun driving your kids up the wall!
Funny Dad Jokes for Kids
#101
To the person who stole my diary and then died: "My thoughts are with your family."
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#102

Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.
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#103
What does a house always wear to a party?
Address.
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#104
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels.
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#105
Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
It was very sweepy.
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#106

What type of coordination was Whitney Houston most famous for?
“Hand eeeeyeeeeee!"
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#107
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner — it’s 90 degrees!
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The Best Dad Jokes for Kids
The best dad jokes for kids are the reader favorites that get voted to the top of this list. If your child only remembers a handful, make it these.
#108
Why did the math problem look so sad?
Because of all its problems.
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#109
Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shell-fish.
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#110

Dad tells kids: Here’s a cautionary tale. Don’t sing in the shower!
Kids: What?? Why not?
Dad: If you get soap in your mouth, it will turn into a soap opera.
Kids: GROAN!!!!!
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#111
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
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#112
Kid to Dad: Why are there balloons in the bathroom?
Dad: I wanted to throw you a birthday potty.
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#113
How many apples are growing on that tree?
All of them.
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#114

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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#115
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
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#116
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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#117
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
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#118

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
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#119
Every night, I have a hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
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#120
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
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Good Dad Jokes for Kids
Good dad jokes for kids are the reliable all-rounders that work on almost anyone. A solid place to start if you are teaching a child their very first joke.


